Life in the dorms
I came in this evening from the gym to find, tapped all along the walls of my hall, copies of a picture of a girl. She's an above-average looking girl - maybe not Playmate of the Month, but definetly a cutie all the same. Written all over the pictures were things like, "Dadisman whore" and "Hey boys, I'm cumming [sic] to visit you next month!" And written on one of the many markerboards that so many people seem to have hanging on their dorm room doors were 5 simple words: "Hey name is Ashley Mills."
Me: Whoa! Who is that?
Rob: ...That's my sister.
Apparently, someone found my roommate Rob's sister's Facebook and, realizing she's kind of hot, printed out pictures and hung them on the walls of our hall. Everyone then proceeded to spend the better part of an hour describing to Rob, sometimes in great detail, what they would do to her (hint: none of those things involved taking her our to a movie and ice skating). The fact that's she's 15 didn't seem to deter anyone.
Me: Man, Rob, your sister's kinda cute. Is she coming to visit anytime soon?
Rob: Yeah, she's coming down on the 27th, actually.
Me: Wow, is she gonna be spending the night with us? She can sleep with us in our room if she wants.
Rob: No, I think she's staying in a hotel with my parents. Actually, I don't even know if I'll be here that weekend. I might be going to College Park.
Me: Oh, well, that's cool. She can just stay with me while you're gone! I'll keep her company!
The lesson here? If you stay in a dorm and have a hot sister, or if you are the hot sister of a guy who stays in the dorm, don't let anyone else there find your Facebook. Period.
Me: Whoa! Who is that?
Rob: ...That's my sister.
Apparently, someone found my roommate Rob's sister's Facebook and, realizing she's kind of hot, printed out pictures and hung them on the walls of our hall. Everyone then proceeded to spend the better part of an hour describing to Rob, sometimes in great detail, what they would do to her (hint: none of those things involved taking her our to a movie and ice skating). The fact that's she's 15 didn't seem to deter anyone.
Me: Man, Rob, your sister's kinda cute. Is she coming to visit anytime soon?
Rob: Yeah, she's coming down on the 27th, actually.
Me: Wow, is she gonna be spending the night with us? She can sleep with us in our room if she wants.
Rob: No, I think she's staying in a hotel with my parents. Actually, I don't even know if I'll be here that weekend. I might be going to College Park.
Me: Oh, well, that's cool. She can just stay with me while you're gone! I'll keep her company!
The lesson here? If you stay in a dorm and have a hot sister, or if you are the hot sister of a guy who stays in the dorm, don't let anyone else there find your Facebook. Period.