Nov 03, 2007 06:51
One of the things that really need fastidious scientific investigation is wires. I mean sure when you look at them they look pretty dead and dull, but if you look away for a split second, FWOMPSH you have your haywires. How many times have you not sat on the bus, listened to your Mp3-player and when you’re just about to get off, you see that the wires have tangled around your bag, feet and throat.
They always succeed making knots at a level of making you question the laws of physics. I mean seriously, look at them. No one needs a sailor anymore you can just toss a wire and FWOMPSH you have your knot that neither wave, wind nor any unauthorized person will be able to untangle. Not even you. You can rest assure that your boat will stay there until the end of the world. In fact, even the day USA accidentally blows up the entire planet in a self-defense move, you’ll still see your shitty boat floating around in space, tangled in some microscopic invisible dark matter.