Slot jockey boredom
A'ight. I'm officially bored out of my mind with this piece of shit job. And the times I've got suck. I mean, imagine after a hard day at work or school, you wanna hang out with your friends. Well I get off at 4 fucking AM. And then I sleep through the entire day, and go to work again. I can't even draw as much as I used to.
But since I'm working extra I can regulate how much I wanna work. So I told them, "Hey, thanks for giving me 16 shifts last motnh, which is nice, but I'd like to work a little less this month" "Oh, that's okay Buddha!"....... *GIVES 14 SHIFTS*. WOW! TWO SHIFTS LESS! HOLY SHIT! I REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE! THANK YOU.
I've come out randomly at the workplace. One was when a guy just asked "What kind of girls are you in to?" and first I just went "Minimum 800 pounds women... they should be conjoined twins... and must have 5 buttcracks" but then he told me to answer honestly and I was like "I'm a fag". Anyway, he already knew that I liked manga so he asked
"Do you watch like... hentai? Gay hentai then? Does that even exist?"
...
........
WHAT? GAY HENTAI???? WUHRT. NO ASPELUTELY NAWT :( NON-EXISTENT. HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT CONNECTION? THAT'S ABSURD. BACK TO KITCHEN. But he's cool with it so he's cool. Well not really. I'M cool. Yeah there we go.
Some reactions are different though. Like there are the ones that just go silent. Which is kinda funny. But then there was this girl who was like
"Oh man you're like hitting on all the girls here do you have a girlfriend or something??"
"I'm gay 8U"
"REALLY?"
"... yes"
"REALLY?"
"............ yyyyyyyes?"
"OMG SAY YOU SWEAR"
"I... swear?"
"OMG I'm telling you there are so many fags here"
"...... what?"
AND I SENSE THE HOMOPHOBIA, I DO. I HAVE A FUCKING 5:TH SENSE FOR IT. Like when Cindy says "Yeah but you're gay so your opinion doesn't matter", it's funny because... IT'S TRUE... no but like. Sarcastic. But that girl has this slice of her own true opinion of it. Like when she asked what my parents said and I said they didn't like it she was like "Yeah, no one really does!" and forced that kind of "are you with me?"-laughter. ALTHOUGH I COULD TELL SHE MEANT IT! Plus she seems pissed at me all the time now.
Also I think I have a highschool crush on a really nice waitress. And she's really cute and pretty. The homophobic girl slapped me, friendly though, in the back for talking to her too much and a guest was waiting for me to help him. We never get to talk a lot.
No Jesse. I said crush. The love goes out to you.
But since I'm working extra I can regulate how much I wanna work. So I told them, "Hey, thanks for giving me 16 shifts last motnh, which is nice, but I'd like to work a little less this month" "Oh, that's okay Buddha!"....... *GIVES 14 SHIFTS*. WOW! TWO SHIFTS LESS! HOLY SHIT! I REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE! THANK YOU.
I've come out randomly at the workplace. One was when a guy just asked "What kind of girls are you in to?" and first I just went "Minimum 800 pounds women... they should be conjoined twins... and must have 5 buttcracks" but then he told me to answer honestly and I was like "I'm a fag". Anyway, he already knew that I liked manga so he asked
"Do you watch like... hentai? Gay hentai then? Does that even exist?"
...
........
WHAT? GAY HENTAI???? WUHRT. NO ASPELUTELY NAWT :( NON-EXISTENT. HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT CONNECTION? THAT'S ABSURD. BACK TO KITCHEN. But he's cool with it so he's cool. Well not really. I'M cool. Yeah there we go.
Some reactions are different though. Like there are the ones that just go silent. Which is kinda funny. But then there was this girl who was like
"Oh man you're like hitting on all the girls here do you have a girlfriend or something??"
"I'm gay 8U"
"REALLY?"
"... yes"
"REALLY?"
"............ yyyyyyyes?"
"OMG SAY YOU SWEAR"
"I... swear?"
"OMG I'm telling you there are so many fags here"
"...... what?"
AND I SENSE THE HOMOPHOBIA, I DO. I HAVE A FUCKING 5:TH SENSE FOR IT. Like when Cindy says "Yeah but you're gay so your opinion doesn't matter", it's funny because... IT'S TRUE... no but like. Sarcastic. But that girl has this slice of her own true opinion of it. Like when she asked what my parents said and I said they didn't like it she was like "Yeah, no one really does!" and forced that kind of "are you with me?"-laughter. ALTHOUGH I COULD TELL SHE MEANT IT! Plus she seems pissed at me all the time now.
Also I think I have a highschool crush on a really nice waitress. And she's really cute and pretty. The homophobic girl slapped me, friendly though, in the back for talking to her too much and a guest was waiting for me to help him. We never get to talk a lot.
No Jesse. I said crush. The love goes out to you.