"Everybody laughs in the same language"

Nov 05, 2009 10:57


So everything has taken a backseat to my new online shopping addiction. And by "everything" I do mean EVERYTHING. As in lj, and icons, and tv shows and writing and my damn TEFL course that I got the first unit for the other day...haven't even opened the email...

GOD DAMN IT SHANNON!

well i didn't get to see Zombieland again the other night cause there was a ridiculous amount of traffic however I DID get to see a dumbass almost get hit. Que scene:

It was a dark and stormy night...well...seven o'clock...and it wasn't stormy...it wasn't even cloudy. But that's besides the point. Anyways, Shannon was at my right in the passenger seat of my ford toros. We were at a stop sign, trying to turn right. There was a sea of cars crossing in front of us. The plan was to wait for the light, about a fourth of a mile up the road, to turn red and hope the cars would let us merge in.

There was a biker to my left. I figured ok well I can't really see the cars coming, but he can so I'll just wait for him to go and then I'll... my thought process was ended abruptly by the man sliding out into the ONCOMING traffic. The first lane of cars had seen him so they stopped immediately. The second...not so lucky. We heard a horrible screeching, I'm pretty sure the dude fucked up his brakes like none other. The car was inches away from hitting Mr.Dumbshit. We were almost dissappointed that he didn't get hit cause really...that level of stupidity should never reproduce. But anyways. The thing that MADE the whole event. The thing that was hilarious. The car that had almost splattered Mr.Dumbshit all over the pavement...was...A COP CAR. LMAO I still think it's funny.

My faith in humanity dwindles a little more every day. It's sad really.

Aside from that exciting adventure, we watched Girl,Interrupted which is probably one of my favorite movies of all time. And that was my night.

As for last night...um...watched some Bones which is surprisingly confusing when you haven't seen three discs full of episodes. Thanks a lot Netflix. douchebags

And I saw Pulp Fiction for the first time ever! I know right, should be a crime lol. I honestly don't see the big draw to Tarrantino. Really I didn't like him till Inglorious Basterds. I can appreciate his artisticness but his stories are usually based around how much blood he can spill. Idk maybe it's just not my thing. I like the fighting scenes in Kill Bill. But aside from that...not a big fan.

Oh oh oh and I talked to Brad(one of my exes who happens to be Shannon's boss). We weren't talking cause his girlfriend is crazy controlling and doesn't wanna let him hang out with any of his friends. I think that's fucking retarded. So we got into a huge arguement. But we talked the other day and I left him a note and I think we're ok now. So that's good.

aside from that not much is going on so....BACK TO SHOPPING!

stupid, shannon, men, movies

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