ONE! Hahaha. TWO! Hahaha. There are TWO updates. Hahaha
after my stunning rendition of the count from sesame street, i come bearing news in the making. it seems that our own ass slap and hold mikey wants to live in buc ridge. it also seems that i live in buc ridge. there is yet another part of this story, and it is that my roommate has agreed to move out next semester. you might be asking yourself, "what does it all mean, basil?" allow me to connect these inexplicable dots: it is quite likely that our very own ass slap and hold mikey and i will be roommates here in buc ridge apartment d-116 next semester. if your inference skills are as astute and shrewd as mine, you may also be connecting to the next step, parties. thats right boys and girls, just think of the joy. and until its solidified, dream of gumdrops and sugarplums and drinking yourself into a stuper. peace.