It's true...I do ride the short bus
Goal: To get totally inebriated last night.
Accomplished.
I was retarded. I busted my ass TWICE. Needless to say...I had a great time. I swear on my life I won't ever drink that much again. You see...I hold others up when they're too drunk to stand. No one really does that for me. They just let me fall and laugh. My ass hurts like a mother fucker today. It's hilarious now though.
Lindsey and me. Pre-drunk.
Drunk now. Evidently "Let's not be serious in this picture" means smile and look cute (except for Flan and me)
Short bus picture.
Audrey looks cute. I just got on the bus again.
I love it when Lindsey starts chugging out of the bottle. Can you believe that shit is only $10!
Love this kid.
Me, short busin' it. Why I felt it necessary to open my mouth in the picture I'll never know. Last picture before I busted my ass the second time.
Anyway, like I said. Wasted. Camping will be fun this weekend. I can't wait!
Accomplished.
I was retarded. I busted my ass TWICE. Needless to say...I had a great time. I swear on my life I won't ever drink that much again. You see...I hold others up when they're too drunk to stand. No one really does that for me. They just let me fall and laugh. My ass hurts like a mother fucker today. It's hilarious now though.
Lindsey and me. Pre-drunk.
Drunk now. Evidently "Let's not be serious in this picture" means smile and look cute (except for Flan and me)
Short bus picture.
Audrey looks cute. I just got on the bus again.
I love it when Lindsey starts chugging out of the bottle. Can you believe that shit is only $10!
Love this kid.
Me, short busin' it. Why I felt it necessary to open my mouth in the picture I'll never know. Last picture before I busted my ass the second time.
Anyway, like I said. Wasted. Camping will be fun this weekend. I can't wait!