Re: Crossover!
anonymous
April 19 2010, 04:17:45 UTC
“Fuck, man, I mean fuck. Look at it!”
“Yeah, it is really ridiculous.”
“I mean, the fucking thing never fit my head right. Once, there was this time when my dad and me were in the ring fighting, and he caught the side of my head, and the damn thing flew off and got caught in the tree branches. Such a bitch, man!”
“Yes, well, I absolutely do understand what you're saying. It is really annoying to have hair that's completely wrong for your complexion and coloration. I mean, look at me. Do I really work as a blond?”
“Hmm...not really, man.”
“And I'm a soldier. Should my hair be so long that it falls in my face when in battle? It gets into my eyes when I'm riding horseback, gets in the way when I'm killing Orcs. It makes so much more sense for my hair to be shorter. And definitely not blond
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Re: Crossover!emiligliaApril 19 2010, 14:01:28 UTC
The part with Eomer asking if he even works has a blond had me in stitches. Because I'm sorry, Karl, but you don't. Or at least the bleach blond they keep trying to make him - he might be able to pull off a darker blond, like a honey shade or something, and I really need to stop thinking about this.
Then the teasing with the hair. It's like playing with feathers. And OMG, why have I NOT seen Kirk/McCoy and feathers?
Really enjoyed this, anon. I'm always jealous of authors who make dialogue-only fic work.
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“Yeah, it is really ridiculous.”
“I mean, the fucking thing never fit my head right. Once, there was this time when my dad and me were in the ring fighting, and he caught the side of my head, and the damn thing flew off and got caught in the tree branches. Such a bitch, man!”
“Yes, well, I absolutely do understand what you're saying. It is really annoying to have hair that's completely wrong for your complexion and coloration. I mean, look at me. Do I really work as a blond?”
“Hmm...not really, man.”
“And I'm a soldier. Should my hair be so long that it falls in my face when in battle? It gets into my eyes when I'm riding horseback, gets in the way when I'm killing Orcs. It makes so much more sense for my hair to be shorter. And definitely not blond ( ... )
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Only us Jonesers, eh?
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Then the teasing with the hair. It's like playing with feathers. And OMG, why have I NOT seen Kirk/McCoy and feathers?
Really enjoyed this, anon. I'm always jealous of authors who make dialogue-only fic work.
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