Apr 20, 2004 11:25
Yeah so if you talked to me yesterday, you know im not in the best mood, so give me a smile because those always help. Its official, our volleyball team is fucked. I feel really bad for joey because he feels responsible, but i know punching the ground is a reflex action for him, so i dont hold anything against him.
Sorry newspaper executive staff, i know i let you down and its ripping me apart
So last night i just left my bookbag in the gym. Im such a huge moron it astounds me. I came back but of course the school was locked up tighter than a drum by 6. I am really proud of the ninja-like stealth with which i moved around the school, seeking entrance to the gym. I came in through the bandroom because the lockerroom dorr was locked, and i was able to get all the way to the gym doors but they were locked. I thought the top doors by the balcony might be open, but the senior hall doors were chained. Here's where the bad ass moves come in. I opened the doors, and, holding them with one hand, climbed onto the railing at the top of the stairs. Then, holding the door with one foot, i climbed up and over the top of the doors where there is a small space when the doors are chained. I then proceeded to find that all three top doors were locked. But through my extreme badassness i was able to gain access to every single part of the school except the gym. So much for security.
Thats all for now