oh the candid typings between my sister and my self

[bucketofpower]

this conversation could have gone so much better, but instead karma reared it's ugly head in the end

me: girls don't need pecs
her: yeah, im runn in tomorrow then doin legs on thurs
me: they just need tits
her: hahhaahhaa!
her: they need them to lift the boobs!
me: that's what bras r for dummy
her: hahaha, yeah but w/o the bras they're really saggy
me: yeah, so u better use the bras then huh
me: HUH
her: lol no
her: cuz u cant have a bra on all the time
me: bullshit!
her: yeah, but u dont wanna look bad!
me: it's not all about the looks
her: uuuuhhhh...........its better if u have a nice body tho
me: besides, when ur havin sex it all feels the same
her: hahahaha!
her: ure crazy
me: whaeva
me: i do what i want!
her: yeah, and i do what i want
her: but what if its a fat chick???
her: do u think it'll feel the same........cuz u might not b able to lay on her how u want
me: trust me, if lyin on a fat chick is what i think it is, it should b quite comfy
her: lol
her: but what if u fall asleep?
me: i'll make sure she's on the bottom
me: if that ain't coo, then she gets the floor
her: and if she squishes u??
me: see previous remark...
me: bitch will b tastin dirt
her: lol!
her: thats terrible
her: ooooo...........yeah how bout doggie style......get to watch all the fat swish around
me: we're all god's children in the dark
her: hahaha!
her: man, now i know y guys like to do it in the dark
me: um, girls always like to do it in the dark
me: wait a minute
me: ...
me: guys tell u they wanna do it in the dark?
me: girls tell me they wanna do it in the dark?
me: shit
me: i think we're the fat ones
her: hahahaha!
her: how sad!
her: its all becoming clear now
her: that we are the fat ones
me: i've accepted and moved on and in the process eaten 14 snickerdoodles and gained 12 pounds
her: i guess gettin some is gettin some
her: yeah, im startin on the ice cream as we speak
her: im all depressed and shit now