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mrstater Give me one of my pairings (even if they're not a couple...yet), and I'll tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible ever-after I can think of for them.
John/Sherlock
1. Make lots of noise and cause Mrs Hudson to smile fondly. Seriously, I think Sherlock is LOUD. Also, probably something with his riding crop.
2. HAHAHAHA. Is that even a question. I'm sure John would agree with me on this. Sherlock.
3. Random body parts scattered around the flat. Sherlock taking stupid risks during cases. Little things when Sherlock is BORED and CRANKY and they just need to SHOUT at each other for a bit. Sherlock eventually learns that if he does this, the sex afterwards is fantastic, and it makes the boring bits between cases so much better.
4. I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS WITHOUT TEARING UP WHY DID I DO THIS MEME. I don't think Sherlock would cope AT ALL, but John will have to, if they follow canon. But I can't deal with the thought of that.
5. They solve crimes together for years and years and retire to the countryside where Sherlock inexplicably develops an interest in beekeeping and occasionally they solve some crimes for old times sake.
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