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Alright if Elmo and Winne the pooh got in a fight who would win? Before you answer please take time to consider this, they both randomly run into each other in the middle of Queens, Pooh has a pot o' hunny and Elmo has a cane.
Speaking of fighting I heard on NPR the other day that we all have a natural instictual disposition to fighting. Which I thought was kind of funny in a weird way.
Other than fights I witnessed something last year that I found kind of funny and I think I will post it now.
There were two girls in running clothes............you can stop laughing that's not the funny part..........walking back up to their apartments.
Both were panting and having a hard time breathing and then this conversation began:
Girl1: "Man, we only ran a quarter of a mile."
Girl2: "I know, that is totally sad. I remember when I ran track."
Girl1: "Yeah that was fun, but I guess we can't be young forever."
Girl2: "True I just wish I knew why I was so out of shape."
It is at this point that Girl2 pulls out a pack of cigarrettes hands one to girl1 and lights one for each.
And that is all I got.
Good night, and Good Luck!
Speaking of fighting I heard on NPR the other day that we all have a natural instictual disposition to fighting. Which I thought was kind of funny in a weird way.
Other than fights I witnessed something last year that I found kind of funny and I think I will post it now.
There were two girls in running clothes............you can stop laughing that's not the funny part..........walking back up to their apartments.
Both were panting and having a hard time breathing and then this conversation began:
Girl1: "Man, we only ran a quarter of a mile."
Girl2: "I know, that is totally sad. I remember when I ran track."
Girl1: "Yeah that was fun, but I guess we can't be young forever."
Girl2: "True I just wish I knew why I was so out of shape."
It is at this point that Girl2 pulls out a pack of cigarrettes hands one to girl1 and lights one for each.
And that is all I got.
Good night, and Good Luck!