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I, Brenna, do solemnly swear to end the crime that is procrastination on this, the 22nd day of August in the year 2005. I pledge to work quickly, effectively, and efficiently on my homework; to give what is necessary for an A on the assignment, no more, no less; to not become distracted by the evils that are aol instant messenger, livejournal, and myspace; and to go to sleep no later than 10:30 p.m. Sunday through Thursday with the exception of Monday Night Football when the Bucs are playing.
Brenna Egan
Signed and sworn this day the 22nd of August, 2005