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name: wayne
age: 15
location: toronto
favorite bands/singers: an albatross, anal cunt, bikini kill, blondie, chicks on speed, converge, david bowie, electrocutionerdz, every time i die, funker vogt, gravy train, holy molar, horrorpops, iggy pop, ima robot, kmfdm, le tigre, melt banana, msi, outkast, peaches, snake river conspiracy, the locust, the yeah yeah yeahs, tracy + the plastics - mostly weird music with keyboards or screamy music with too much distortion or both.
favorite artist: im my favorite artist. its hard to pick one. either me or seth putnam of anal cunt
favorite movies: but im a cheerleader, se7en, fargo, fear and loathing, donnie darko, the royal tenenbaums, traffic, kids, the little mermaid. stuff like that
favorite books: catcher in the rye, 1984
favorite magazine: i used to read guitar world, but i realized that pop punk and epic 80s hair metal is retarded if i do say so myself.
favorite shampoo: infusium23, the leave in a believe in
make up a definition of 'bucci': fake italian, someone who is not italian trying to act italian. im refraining from ethnic stereotyping and the mention of the olive garden and the sopranos.
make up a definition of 'squilly': its a drunken law enforcement officer with no legs, a mullet, a sombrero and grease stains on his wife-beater.
what's your favorite day of the week, why? thursday, the end of the week is near but you aren't antsy like on friday, and it doesnt have the regret and fear of monday that you feel on sunday and the dissapointment saturday tends to bring.
what's your favorite type ofo sandwich? toasted, banana, honey and peanut butter - it doesnt get better than that for a vegetarian with weak immunity
What's your least favorite part of your body. make a haiku about it:
My penis, Haiku by Waynis Francois Lasalle
Random hard and squirt
No control but no control
Clap for sylable
what five words do you use every day:
life as in "you suck at life" "you beat me in life" "i lose at life" "you win at life"
gringo as in "Whattup gringo!?"
OMFG STFU as in
"friend:i s0 l337 b1zn4tch
Wayne: OMFG STFU"
Jerk as in "you are such a jerk" "you jerk" "i jerk"
Jerk as in "stop jerking off val, this is english class, not health" <- true story
what are your views on:
california? ive never been there. i know that fornication or fornia, is sexual love between unmarried partners so it cant be that bad.
blue cheese? i really have no comment or views on this subject
jennifer love hewitt attempting to be a singer? what about jennifer love hewitt attempting to be an actor?
bad grammar? im not case sensitive. in nnformal such as internet you sntance s ds neejd teo sense.
organized crime? do you mean capitalism?
how did you find this community?
lilmissproper
this set is from last night
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