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I must diet! I am going on holiday in July and all I can do is gorge myself on crisps and prawns (but not prawn cocktail crisps coz they ming) (also I don't eat them together and I'm not getting cravings for them so no need to panic).
Mum's cleaning the windows and is using everything but a step ladder to reach the top. When she falls and cracks her head open I'm just going to point and laugh because of her stupidity... then I'll call the ambulance.
Mum's cleaning the windows and is using everything but a step ladder to reach the top. When she falls and cracks her head open I'm just going to point and laugh because of her stupidity... then I'll call the ambulance.