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A post for the ages!!!!!
I work at the hum. (I should make that catch on somehow... I like that name) My favorite part about it is that if I don't pack my lunch I eat panera bread. mmmmmmm, delicious. I analyze data. That data gets so analyzed my boses don't even know it's data anymore. They really think it's just multi-colored pie that they can eat.
My managers aren't too bright.
I play frizbeez on saturdayz. I enjoy it. I'm not very good but it's great exercise and I've gotten as much sun as I probably did my entire highschool career.
I get sunburned most every saturday. Inevitably half of my coworkers will still say "you get some sun this weekend? duuurrrrr"
I don't really get why they say durrr so much. Probably because they're not too bright.
I'm going to try and save up some moneys so that I can go on trips and see the world and then hopefully get a cool advocacy/policy job that can sustain a modest living after like 3-4 years.
Either that or I'll wind up like that handsome dude from revolutionary road. Who wants to be the wifey??! :D Alfred? eh? eh?
I'll never abandon my blatent homosexuality no matter how much the girlfriend tries to bring me down.
Me Brennan and Emo started working out working out again. It's actually going surprisingly well.
Sometimes Brennan makes farting noises when you lift things though and it makes me sad.
Sometimes Emo farts. :.(
I don't think I'm going to buy a house. Even with the great market I'd have to stay in it for over 5 years for it to be financially worth it and I don't know what the hell I'm going to be doing in five years.
Actually, I'll probably be upset becuz Alfred just tried to do a self-abortion with a turkey baster. (after the fact demi-spoiler alert)
I'm so much younger than everyone at work. I'm much closer to my coworkers' childrens' ages than I am their ages. Hell, probably a third of them are grandparents.
I keep toying with the idea of getting my MBA while I'm at the hum.
On the upside: They pay for 5k tuition a year.
On the downside: I'd have to go to school...
School suxorz. Slightly free school still suxorz... but who knows.
Whenever the girls do their slumber party thing we should do a man party.
Man parties consist of videogames, drinking, denny's, kissing, crossing arms while holding a controller, and hookers.
no girls allowed!
sadly that makes our hooker options pretty sparse.
Holla!
-RB
I work at the hum. (I should make that catch on somehow... I like that name) My favorite part about it is that if I don't pack my lunch I eat panera bread. mmmmmmm, delicious. I analyze data. That data gets so analyzed my boses don't even know it's data anymore. They really think it's just multi-colored pie that they can eat.
My managers aren't too bright.
I play frizbeez on saturdayz. I enjoy it. I'm not very good but it's great exercise and I've gotten as much sun as I probably did my entire highschool career.
I get sunburned most every saturday. Inevitably half of my coworkers will still say "you get some sun this weekend? duuurrrrr"
I don't really get why they say durrr so much. Probably because they're not too bright.
I'm going to try and save up some moneys so that I can go on trips and see the world and then hopefully get a cool advocacy/policy job that can sustain a modest living after like 3-4 years.
Either that or I'll wind up like that handsome dude from revolutionary road. Who wants to be the wifey??! :D Alfred? eh? eh?
I'll never abandon my blatent homosexuality no matter how much the girlfriend tries to bring me down.
Me Brennan and Emo started working out working out again. It's actually going surprisingly well.
Sometimes Brennan makes farting noises when you lift things though and it makes me sad.
Sometimes Emo farts. :.(
I don't think I'm going to buy a house. Even with the great market I'd have to stay in it for over 5 years for it to be financially worth it and I don't know what the hell I'm going to be doing in five years.
Actually, I'll probably be upset becuz Alfred just tried to do a self-abortion with a turkey baster. (after the fact demi-spoiler alert)
I'm so much younger than everyone at work. I'm much closer to my coworkers' childrens' ages than I am their ages. Hell, probably a third of them are grandparents.
I keep toying with the idea of getting my MBA while I'm at the hum.
On the upside: They pay for 5k tuition a year.
On the downside: I'd have to go to school...
School suxorz. Slightly free school still suxorz... but who knows.
Whenever the girls do their slumber party thing we should do a man party.
Man parties consist of videogames, drinking, denny's, kissing, crossing arms while holding a controller, and hookers.
no girls allowed!
sadly that makes our hooker options pretty sparse.
Holla!
-RB