for good measure, an icon to reference
the joy!
i am at work, serving a 9-hour shift where i need to do NOTHING.
kristen reminded me this would be the perfect time to do my epic year-of-un-uploaded-pictures post... but i freakin left my camera at home.
so! i've decided to self-reflect and bask in my own vanity in another form: by means of hearsay.
thinking back, i have been told many times that i "remind [some idiot] of someone", and the top counts usually tally: claire from six feet under, meredith from gray's anatomy, kirtsen dunst, and renee zellweger. granted, the first two actresses i don't know and i've never seen those shows, and the second two are just hideous.
so i thought, why not make my own photopost and remind you of my beauty my means of the intarweb!!1
thus, i bring you:
i found a baby generator online which apparently shows you what your baby looks like if you submit a photo of yourself and your baby momma/daddy
we start with our specimens:
a. claire from six feet under. don't know who she is, but she does have red hair. which i... kind of have. but i don't see any resemblance here. this girl is much more tasteful than i.
camera! tasty!
wine! classy!
white background! pretentious!
b. then there's meredith from grey's anatomy. never seen this either. but when i googled this woman all i could think about was how old this lady looks. no?
scrubbay.
she looks demonic here. maybe that's where the resemblance lies.
c. kirsten dunst. thanks, friends. for comparing me to the most atrocious female in hollywood.
*vom*
she's a keeper! for sure!
d. and finally we have my favorite: the alien. renee zellweger. i mean, really. this woman is not human. her face is made of putty or sheepskin condoms or SOMETHING unnatural.
renee, observing her prey through two slits cut into her putty forehead for vision.
or maybe she's just going for the mccain look on purpose?
so my baby maker experiment started with breeding these women and alien, and then their baby made a third-generation-me. observe:
initiate baby maker software sequence!
now really.................. brace yourselves.
i'm warning you.
at least this is a bit more realistic of a comparison than any of the blokes above. yet... it's difficult to discern an image without my hair. i mean, i've had dreads for so long and everything. thus, i give a bit of context to help you all:
much inspired by kristen's album art, though my shopping abilities do not compare to hers.
i mean, really. now i can see what everyone was talking about.
hollywood, here i come!
farewell, earthlings!
