Mar 30, 2007 10:33
1. His first move.
2. The ginger martini and chocolate chip cookie diet-ain’t gonna happen.
3. A decent raise. Earn it, ask for it, get it.
4. That gorgeous gay guy to change his mind.
5. A sign to tell you what to do next.
6. A cellulite cure. Let's worry about AIDS and cancer first.
7. Your ex to say he’s really sorry. Don’t worry- karma will get him in the end.
8. The bathroom to clean itself.
9. Monogamy to be easy (same goes for flossing).
10. New Year's. Make the resolution today.
11. Your mother's approval. If you're happy, she will be too (eventually).
12. A man to change everything in your life. Change it yourself now-he’ll catch up with you later.
These are so true. Especially 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 12! (okay all of them)