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[bubblyhealer]

IF YOU'RE MALE.

OR LOOK LIKE A MALE.

COME HERE.

((And she will now be running around frantically, hunting her prey, in her pink underwear.))

Comments

[a_fterthefirst]

What a curious practice.

[bubblyhealer]

CURIOUS WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NEW HUSBAND

AND YOU BETTER HAVE A TUXEDO FOR OUR WEDDING.

[a_fterthefirst]

I'm sorry, miss, I'm afraid that I make a habit of not marrying people before I know their name. Even cute people.

[bubblyhealer]

MARRIAGE NOW. NAMES LATER.

[a_fterthefirst]

If you insist. When is it, then?

[bubblyhealer]

NOW.

WHERE'S THE NEAREST PRIEST?!

[a_fterthefirst]

So sudden?

Tell you what, if you find a priest then I'll be there.

[bubblyhealer]

YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR ONE TOO, FIANCEE.

AND I EXPECT A RING IN FIFTEEN SECONDS.

[a_fterthefirst]

I'm afraid that I don't have a ring with me right now. But why let silly traditions stop our wedding?

[bubblyhealer]

I. WANT. A. RING.

. . . WE CAN USE MY HAIR RIBBON.

[a_fterthefirst]

If the opportunity arises, then I will purchase you a ring.

The hair ribbon will do for now.

[bubblyhealer]

. . . I am the great Lady Serra, then. Pleased to meet you.

[a_fterthefirst]

A pleasure, Lady Serra. You may call me A.

[bellumetpax]

Young man, don't listen to her insistence, there appears to be something wrong with her.

[a_fterthefirst]

I don't mind, really. It's... quaint.

[bellumetpax]

You find this.. quaint? ...You are more understanding then the majority of the inhabitants including myself I see.