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[bubblyhealer]

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

OH. NO. YOU. DIDN'T.

NOBODY BREAKS UP WITH THE GREAT LADY SERRA! NOBODY! NOBODY!!

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. IN. THE. PITS. OF. DESPAIR. PITS! PIIIITSSSS!!!!!

That's it. I mean it! I'M GOING TO BECOME A NUN.

Comments

[liveforthem]

Ah? Who... what...?

Isn't a cleric a nun?

[bubblyhealer]

It-It was very tragic! It happened--so suddenly! Like a wind, blown! No reason, no response! What can a sweet newly-found nun do?

[liveforthem]

I... ah... I... I see?

[bubblyhealer]

I wonder what nuns do.

[liveforthem]

I think... they pray... and sing... maybe...

[bubblyhealer]

. . . Sing?

[liveforthem]

I... I think so? Chants and hymns and things like that...

[bubblyhealer]

. . . Like what?

[liveforthem]

Eh? I... I don't know? I've never been a nun before!

[bubblyhealer]

Obviously. There's a reason we can't sacrifice you anymore.

Well, tell me more about the chants, then. I must know this for my future profession!

[liveforthem]

But I don't know any of the chants!

[bubblyhealer]

Did they sound like my theme song?

[liveforthem]

I... I don't know. What does your theme song sound like?

[bubblyhealer]

YOU SURELY MUST HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE. Very well! I'll sing it especially for you. La la la~

Oh Serra! Between her and greatness there is surely a link!
So popular, so lovely and perfectly pink!
There is nobody better than you I think!
If somebody thinks so they should go see a shrink!

[liveforthem]

I... I see...