Wolfram! I have decided to go to the ball with you. No ifs ands or buts about it, and I don't want you to argue. And don't run away screaming like a girl again. That's not respectable
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You're memory must be flawed! I never wore a dress. Of course I have suitable clothes, or will! I'm a prince, son of the 26th Maou of Shin Makoku. I know how to behave at balls.
You should be thrilled to have me as your escort. I will of course be armed.
You should be thrilled that I'm allowing you to escort me. I will, of course, be expecting flowers and all that. And I trust you'll be dressed extremely nicely. No pin-on ties, or any of that nonsense.
Flowers? Why would I bring you flowers? Very well, I'll bring you a bouquet of flowers. I'm not quite sure what 'ties' are but I assure you I will not be coming in knots.
Date? I have the date of the ball. Or perhaps you mean that stupid human word. I will bring you flowers for our 'date'.They will be especially beautiful.
'Hip'? What does anyone's hips have to do with being modern?
A soldier is expected to have both endurance, skill and courage. Naturally I excel in all three areas.
I expect as much. You can bring a fruit-date, too, if you'd wish. Though I'm not sure if it's the growing season for them yet.
It's a phrase! Like, being cool! Or, very 'in'! And I don't know in what, don't ask me. You clearly need to go to the library more, Wolfy. I've learned many interesting things there. Have you ever heard of the cherry knot test?
Of course you do. More importantly, do you excel in dancing?
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And yes you did. I have impeccable memory! And I do hope you've bought suitable clothes, Wolfy. I already have an astounding gown and everything.
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You should be thrilled to have me as your escort. I will of course be armed.
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You're very non-modern, Wolfy. I must someday teach you various 'hip' things that I learned.
Also, I expect that you have skills and endurance, for we shall be dancing.
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'Hip'? What does anyone's hips have to do with being modern?
A soldier is expected to have both endurance, skill and courage. Naturally I excel in all three areas.
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It's a phrase! Like, being cool! Or, very 'in'! And I don't know in what, don't ask me. You clearly need to go to the library more, Wolfy. I've learned many interesting things there. Have you ever heard of the cherry knot test?
Of course you do. More importantly, do you excel in dancing?
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