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[bubblyhealer]

It's that time of year again! What could it be, you ask? Well, ob-vi-ously, it is . . . DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.

THE HOTTEST MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR LIST

I know you were all waiting with bated breath for this! Never to fear, I, and a panel of trustworthy judges, including -coughcoughcough-, have wisely thought about this for fifteen minutes fifteen days

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

My fault? How is it my fault?!

[bubblyhealer]

I thought it was implicit by now.

Everything I do is your fault! Obviously!

[no_good_tsuna]

Right, how could I forget.

Am I allowed to question the list or do I just wait for all the other people to come complain about it?

[bubblyhealer]

You can question the list all you want, of course! But if anyone comes to complain, that's your responsibility too. I mean, I thought that was also implicit by now, coffee boy.

[no_good_tsuna]

Fine... I can listen to a few complaints. Do you want me to write them down or should I just keep them to myself?

As for my complaint... Why is Daisya so low on the list? He seems nice and funny so he has a good personality.. that should rank him higher... especially compared to someone like Damian-san, who is somewhat more... hard to approach and only nine or ten years old.

[bubblyhealer]

Keep them to yourself, please! And if people insist on hitting others, please be sure to offer yourself as a punching bag.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. I might consider moving Damian, but really, he has so much more POTENTIAL than Daisya. After all, Daisya is CREEPY AND HAS FANGS. I will not allow creepy fang people to take over the list!

[no_good_tsuna]

Since when is being a punching bag the duty of a coffee boy!?

There are more creepy people than Daisya. Downright scary ones! Like that guy with the spiked hair with bells in in... or Gunter-san.

[bubblyhealer]

Yeah, Gunter is on the list now, too, if that's what you're asking. AND THAT CREEPY GUY WITH BELLS IS GOING NOWHERE NEAR THE LIST AHHHHH ARE YOU CRAZY?!

[no_good_tsuna]

WHY AM I ON THE LIST NOW!!!? I thought fluffy people were excluded!

And even you admit he is creepy so why isn't he on the list... Or are you afraid of him? Hmmm... it is probably a good idea not to include him...

[bubblyhealer]

Because I don't know who to put! Suggest a person for the second slot, and I'll replace it!

AND YES I AM AFRAID OF HIM ANYBODY WOULD BE AFRAID OF THAT CREEPY GUY EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[no_good_tsuna]

Put Damian-san back! Put him back! Or he will be mad!

[sonofabat]

Damn right I'll be mad! Just because you're squishy with a brain full of fluff doesn't mean you can go around costing me (my well deserved) place on this or any future lists! Apologize!

[bubblyhealer]

He's already mad! Anyway, no, I take all complaints very seriously. Do you have any others? Remember, I will put your name in replacement for all of them!

[no_good_tsuna]

WAH!!!! NO! I WAS WRONG! PUT DAMIAN-SAN BACK! AND I HAVE NO MORE COMPLAINTS!!! I TAKE IT BACK! I SHOULD NOT HAVE QUESTIONED ANYTHING!

[bubblyhealer]

Well, it's obviously too late now. So suggest a replacement!

[no_good_tsuna]

Um.. um.... how about... Johan-kun! He does not have a girlfriend as far as I know!