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[bubblyhealer]

Voting is now closed! THE VOTES ARE IN! AND THE WINNER IS . . .

By SEVEN THOUSAND votes, it's TSUNA! Everyone, be sure to congratulate him profusely! The WTF still holds strong! But as a consolation prize, Hanataro is rewarded with a very high-position in the fanclub! And that is, "Official Speech-Giver!" So, really, it's a win-win solution. Don't

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[order_incarnate]

So... loud...

[bubblyhealer]

. . .

SO. SCARY. EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Er, I mean, I'm sorry. Aha. Ha. Ha. Ha?

[order_incarnate]

...My head... I command you be silent!

[bubblyhealer]

E-EH?! YOU'RE SO SCARY. Er. I mean. Yeah. Silent. It's all silent here. Yep-yep!

[order_incarnate]

...Now. Quietly. Who... are... you?

[bubblyhealer]

THE GREAT LADY--

Er.

I mean.

The great Lady Serra, of course! The question is, who are you you really creepy scary person?

[order_incarnate]

I am Ashera. And you are... Serra. You wield much power over these people. Why?

[bubblyhealer]

Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you, Ashera! Ah . . . power? Really? Well, I'm not really sure, it must be my charming good looks or sparkling personality or impeccable fashion tastes, wouldn't you say?

. . .

W-WAIT. How do you know my name?!

[order_incarnate]

Good... looks? Sparkling personality? I am the epitome of perfection, and I hold nothing of the fear and respect you command. Why should this be?

...And I know your name because you just told me. You are the Great Lady Serra, are you not?

[bubblyhealer]

I JUST TOLD YOU? NO WAY. I WOULD REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Oh, I mean I JUST TOLD YOU? NO WAY. I WOULD REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Ah, whatever. It must be because you're a mind-reader! Okay, I'm thinking of a number between one to ten-- what is it?

And . . . and . . . what did you just ask? Ah, you probably don't fear me because you're a very big scary person. Any other questions?

[order_incarnate]

Gah! Why are you so loud!? I should destroy you utterly!

...If I remembered how. People are willing to follow this... girl... but treat me as an ordinary woman. They have assigned me a roommate! Me! I do not understand...

...I am big and scary?

[bubblyhealer]

Pl-please don't destroy me utterly . . . I'm not very good at being destroyed utterly.

Ah! Er, I mean, no, you're, uh, very, beautiful! Yeah, beautiful! Mm-hmm, they're probably all in shock how beautiful you are! Exactly! That was just a slip of a tongue, really. You should display more self-confidence!

[order_incarnate]

You are right. I have been too lenient on these people! I shall assert myself in the form of destroying them utterly as well!

[bubblyhealer]

. . . I get the feeling I did something wrong . . .

A-ah! No, don't destroy them utterly! I was thinking more along the lines of shopping for pretty clothes or something!

[order_incarnate]

...Shopping for pretty clothes?

[bubblyhealer]

And, uh, doing your hair! And nails, nails are very important. It's all about good first impressions, you know. If you want to have . . . uh . . . what was it again . . . ah, power! If you want to have power, you have to look the part, you know.