Ooh, you're Priscilla's new roommate! Hello, I am glad to see you! And I am not an idiot! There just happens to be a large hole in my room, that's all! It happens to the best of us!
Actually, no, that was a hammer. Ah, I probably wasn't clear about that at all, I was panicking. But nope, just a plain ol' hammer and . . . well . . . quite a lot of wall.
. . . Don't call yourself an idiot! I won't stand for that! I am quite assured that you are a very nice and friendly person! Insult me all you want, but don't hurt yourself! People make these sorta mistakes, you know, and it's mostly my fault, not being clear about the hammer-thing.
I was obviously talking about you, and for good reason. You put a hole in the wall because you were planning on remodeling the apartments without permission and were too clumsy to even destroy something properly.
Your behavior is infinitely unladylike. No man will ever take a wife so foolish and destructive!
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. . . Don't call yourself an idiot! I won't stand for that! I am quite assured that you are a very nice and friendly person! Insult me all you want, but don't hurt yourself! People make these sorta mistakes, you know, and it's mostly my fault, not being clear about the hammer-thing.
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I was obviously talking about you, and for good reason. You put a hole in the wall because you were planning on remodeling the apartments without permission and were too clumsy to even destroy something properly.
Your behavior is infinitely unladylike. No man will ever take a wife so foolish and destructive!
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Y-you . . .
. . . I . . .
. . . YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY RIGHT. THE NEXT TIME I DESTROY SOMETHING I SHALL DESTROY IT UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY!! THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR REMAINDERS!!
And my behavior is toooo ladylike. Much more ladylike than yours! You don't go around slapping random people!
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My method of silencing idiots like you is the most ladylike possible option.
And I did not mean to be more thorough!
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I don't insult or hit people who don't deserve it.
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DON'T YOU DARE HIT MY FLUFFY VASSAL.
And owwwww, don't hit me either!! That hurt you know.
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*unharmed by the staff but incredibly angry, the next slap sends Serra off her feet*
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-thud-
All right, it's on!
EVERYDAY WATER SCROLL THAT WAS BOUGHT AT THE SURPRISINGLY CHEAP PRICE OF $1 GO!
-whoosh-
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