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[bubblyhealer]

FJLIEJAFLKSJDFLKSAJ SOMEBODY HELP ME

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[sonofabat]

Uhh...maybe you could cover it with a poster?

[sonofabat]

A very big poster.

[bubblyhealer]

Wh-Where would I get a poster?! Quick tell me quick!!!

[sonofabat]

I don't know! Uh, I think there is a lumber yard though, you could buy some wood and paint it or...look, this is stupid! Just blame the damage on mutant termites and get the maintenance guys to fix it. That's what they're there for.

[bubblyhealer]

Mutant termites? Yes, yes, quite a plausible idea! Why, one never expects mutant termites! Quite a pesky problem around here, indeed! Haha! Reasonable, reasonable.

Or maybe mutant kitties? Wouldn't that be better?

[sonofabat]

Kitti-er, I mean CATS, don't eat walls though. I suppose you could say they clawed through it or something...

[bubblyhealer]

That's why they are mutant kitties, of course. With, you know, um, fangs that are about three feet long and, uh, great kitty powers. Yes, yes, it sounds more believable all the time!