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[bubblyhealer]

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Does . . . does anyone know how to make a heart stop hurting . . . ?

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Comments

[angel_crow]

...Serra's heart hurts? Did she eat too much? o.o

[bubblyhealer]

I . . . don't think so.

Wait.

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! I keep my weight perfectly perfect!! Are you calling me overweight?! I am not overweight! I'm not going on a diet because I have no willpower and then I get really hungry!! H-honestly!

[angel_crow]

Waaah!

I didn't mean that! I just thought that if you ate too much, your heart might start hurting. It sometimes happens to me when I eat too much apple pie at a time... And then I have to wash it down with water, milk, or apple juice!

[bubblyhealer]

Apple pie with apple juice?

Yes, that's much better. I am, after all, in excellent shape. But . . . how would food make my heart hurt?! Doesn't . . . doesn't the food go directly into the stomach? Or. . . or is there something that I don't know about?! Ahhhhhh!

[angel_crow]

When it goes down, sometimes it hurts! But that might just be because I eat really fast and choke most of the time...

[bubblyhealer]

Outrageous! Don't eat so fast, then! Don't make me monitor your eating! Because I will, you know! Even if you like apples, what is the point of eating apples if you do not stop and enjoy the appleage?! The appleage is amongst the most important parts of appling!

. . . Actually, I think I do that a lot too.

[angel_crow]

...B-but I love apples! ;-; I don't wanna stop appling!

[bubblyhealer]

I never said you had to stop appling! I just said to appling slower! Don't put words in my mouth, honestly. Sometimes I wonder about my vassals. Maybe you should slice up your apples before you eat them, hm?

[angel_crow]

But if I cut it up, it takes longer before I can actually eat it!

[bubblyhealer]

It's better than inhaling it like endosymbiosis! Fine, fine! I'll cut up your apples for you! Honestly, why do I have to do all the things around here . . . but you must understand that inhaling your food might not be altogether healthy!

[angel_crow]

...But I don't inhale it. I just eat it really quickly!

But if Serra wants to cut up the apples, that's ok too! ^^

[bubblyhealer]

. . . No, you inhale it as if it was nothing more than fine particles. Nevertheless! Being the great and glorious Lady Serra, I will make sure that you don't choke on any stray apple pieces! Though you eat them at a frightening speed.

[angel_crow]

But it never goes up my nose... that would hurt.

Yay, thank you, Serra!

[bubblyhealer]

Ou-ou-outrageous!! Up your nose?! E-eep! What a frightning thought . . . but if it goes shooting down your lungs, then that would hurt too, you know! I think you lose persepctive on some things, really, now.

But you are welcome~ They say I am generous to a fault, you know! Ohohoho!

[angel_crow]

But... you were the one saying I "inhaled" it! And of course it would hurt, it's going up your nose! Apples are much, much bigger than your nose!

[bubblyhealer]

Inhaling doesn't have to go up your nose! It can go up your mouth, too! Like, you exhale and inhale? I am rarely wrong! BUT EITHER WAY YOU NEED TO STOP INHALING APPLES.

That is faintly unhealthy for you.