Fuck

[bubbly_bertha]

Fuck.

Bertha Darling,

I would like for you to be home for Christmas this year as I am holding a ball for the most prestigious members of our society. Your father will be inviting many of his associates from the Ministry. It will make a fantastic impression on our family if our only daughter is there. But, do not bother showing up if you have not

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[hunting_realism]

*blinks, thinking*

I think my mum received an invitation to that ball. But she wanted to go the Black Christmas Ball instead.

*shakes his head*

Why is that the holidays cause these silly society women to throw parties?

[bubbly_bertha]

Of course my silly mother scheduled it on the same day.

*bewildered look* I have no idea. Stupid shit if you ask me.

[hunting_realism]

*laughs* Naturally! My mum would've gone, I bet, but she's been trying to get in good with the Blacks for ages.

That's what I figure. My mum loves them, though, so I usually end up being dragged along with her. *makes a face*

[bubbly_bertha]

*eyeroll* My mother too! She's doing some serious black arse kissing.

Same with me! I wouldn't mind so much if my mother didn't try to find me a "suitable mate".

[hunting_realism]

*laughs* I don't know why they do it. My mum says it's because the Blacks are 'lovely people' but I think she's a bit mad. The thin blood gets to her head sometimes.

*eyeroll* Same here. I'm the last Lovegood, after my parents, so obviously I need to populate like a rabbit so the name continues.

[bubbly_bertha]

Same with my mother. I don't know what she sees in them. I suppose they all have the same ideas about You-know-who, though.

I remember seeing you at our Ball a few years ago. Now that I mention that I think our mothers might've tried to set us up. Oh dear.

[hunting_realism]

*makes a terrible face* Yes, I suppose they all do.

*thinks* I remember that! My mum was so upset when we didn't immediately get engaged. *laughs*

[bubbly_bertha]

Our mothers are batty.

[hunting_realism]

They certainly are. Good luck at the ball, by the way. I'm sure you will be ravishing.

[bubbly_bertha]

Thanks. I know I'll need it. *smiles* Thank you!