i tried making it about onions; it didn't work as well

[bubblingbeebles]

there she browses by night and day
a magic web with pages gay
she has heard a whisper say
a virus is on her if she stay
to follow links from spam a lot

she knows not what the virus may be
and so she browseth steadily
and little other care hath she
the lady of shalott

but in her web she still delights
to browse the laptop's magic sights
for often through the silent nights
an email with popups and lights
and music sent to spam a lot.