Goonfest
Ricky- this is Mike with target, is jesse davis there?
Davis bitchy russian grandma that cant speak english- NO!!!
Ricky- you lien kid?
lmfao that was the best part of my week, cuz if you knew anything about Davis grandma, shes the bitchiest old woman that hates anything and everything that walks the earth and im scared to death of her haha
Travis- that girl smells like taco bell.
Chris- HEYY I LIKE TACO BELL!!
Bushey- omgg lets all go homee and cryy and slit our wrists and tattoo our eyelidsss
Me- tatto our eyelids?
Chris- asian, you hungry?
Asian- na i ate..
Chris- wad you have? KFC?
Asian- na we had chinese.
Chris- oh so you ate at your house..
**DAMM BITCHHH**
20 minutes later.
Ricky- heather did you and the asian eat?
Heather- yea..
Ricky- wad you have?
Heather- Chinese.
Ricky- oh so you ate at his house
**DAMM BITCHHH**
Ricky- damm this car as old as fuckkk i didntk now they even made these anymore!!
Testa- WTF R U TALKING ABOUT? ITS A 2007.
Me: chris u suck at darts.
Chris: kelley do u even know what a bullseye is?
Me: YESSSSSS.
Travis: she prob thinks its the dartboard.
Me: umm its the middle thank u very muchh!!
Me: hello darlingg
Bronson: hey how are you?
Me: goood. how are you?
Bronson: IM IN JAIL JACKASS HOW DO U THINK I AM!?!?!?
Me: okay calm down ya dont have 2 get all fiesty.
Davis- i heard nothing happend yesterday
Me- was anything suposed to happen?
Davis- well yeah if you were there...
Chrissy- wat u tryin 2 say fat boy? go eat a burger.
Me: dont you love my stories?
Travis: i do. too bad iv heard them all a million times.
Me: wtf no u havnt.
Travis: yea they all end in the same way.
Me: HOW IS THAT!??!
Travis: you suck someones dick and then we all leave.
AND MY FAVORITE :
WYATTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
lmao
yea. i love the goons. i dont care. there funny. they add spunk in my life. haha
Davis bitchy russian grandma that cant speak english- NO!!!
Ricky- you lien kid?
lmfao that was the best part of my week, cuz if you knew anything about Davis grandma, shes the bitchiest old woman that hates anything and everything that walks the earth and im scared to death of her haha
Travis- that girl smells like taco bell.
Chris- HEYY I LIKE TACO BELL!!
Bushey- omgg lets all go homee and cryy and slit our wrists and tattoo our eyelidsss
Me- tatto our eyelids?
Chris- asian, you hungry?
Asian- na i ate..
Chris- wad you have? KFC?
Asian- na we had chinese.
Chris- oh so you ate at your house..
**DAMM BITCHHH**
20 minutes later.
Ricky- heather did you and the asian eat?
Heather- yea..
Ricky- wad you have?
Heather- Chinese.
Ricky- oh so you ate at his house
**DAMM BITCHHH**
Ricky- damm this car as old as fuckkk i didntk now they even made these anymore!!
Testa- WTF R U TALKING ABOUT? ITS A 2007.
Me: chris u suck at darts.
Chris: kelley do u even know what a bullseye is?
Me: YESSSSSS.
Travis: she prob thinks its the dartboard.
Me: umm its the middle thank u very muchh!!
Me: hello darlingg
Bronson: hey how are you?
Me: goood. how are you?
Bronson: IM IN JAIL JACKASS HOW DO U THINK I AM!?!?!?
Me: okay calm down ya dont have 2 get all fiesty.
Davis- i heard nothing happend yesterday
Me- was anything suposed to happen?
Davis- well yeah if you were there...
Chrissy- wat u tryin 2 say fat boy? go eat a burger.
Me: dont you love my stories?
Travis: i do. too bad iv heard them all a million times.
Me: wtf no u havnt.
Travis: yea they all end in the same way.
Me: HOW IS THAT!??!
Travis: you suck someones dick and then we all leave.
AND MY FAVORITE :
WYATTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
lmao
yea. i love the goons. i dont care. there funny. they add spunk in my life. haha