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Unfortunately guys, Randy and I will no longer be the sexy coffee starbucks duo anymore...he got turned down yesterday by starbucks. Aww...how sad...it read "We are sorry to inform you that we will not be hiring you due to your incredibly picky nature, If you can't hang with the espresso drinking crew then you can't hang at all"...I don't know what that meant...but really it said that...seriously...true story..i'm not lying...okay maybe just a little, it just said "hey prick you aint hired." THere...tha'ts more like it.
OLYMPICS! WOOHOO!! I must admit I'm watching that shit religiously. Eww..yall see that skinny ass russian gymnist the other night...eww? she looked "SICKLY" (haha, i'm laughing as i right this word.."K" you know what i'm talking about...) Anywho..yeah that girl needed meat on her bones...I was afraid her knees were gonna snap whenever she landed on them or even walked...oh my...sad sad sad. I tell ya if i was there...i'd probably hand her some bread or a juicy steak and say " USA's gonna stomp your ass! But that's not the reason i'm here...here (hand her the food)...have this, take this, EAT this!"
Update with Misti, she's a level three at her school, she can now come home for weekly visits! I'll keep all of you who care informed.
Last night, Randy and I went off Target for him to apply, bought some cute clothes for his interveiws! I swear guys, i've never seen Randy look sooo handsome in my life. It's amazing what a cheap pair of khaki's and a nice button down will do. It changes someones whole demeanor. I swear a bum could walk in try on those clothes and look like he came straight from Manhattan. You just can't tell the difference! I love dress up clothes (mens that is) its' just sooo sharp.
OMG!! I found the most unbeleivable pair of sunglasses at Target (i miss beau so much) and uh....they were $20.00!! yeah...i know..not bad. SO...i'm saving up for them.OMG! they are the best glasses i've ever seen in my life. My other ones are like three weeks old, i'm sick of them. I swear, I've got the same dirty habit as my aunt. SHe can't stop collecting christmas ornaments and lately i can't stop collecting sunglasses! I think i just discovered my "OCD" right on!
Hopefully get my liscense on Sept 1 at 3:30! wish me luck.
I miss you all...and uh...go eat all the fudge you can before chearleading try-outs. If your too fat, me and my horny lesbian friends aren't going to spy on you this year with our video cameras....think about the pain we'll be in guys ...
-shane