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[bubbleteatime]

[ There's a girl on the screen, familiar to some. She's figured out how to use the device, yeah. She's seen enough of the city to get a vague idea of the place, yeah. But now she has questions. That's the troublesome part.

She looks like she's squatting in the middle of the road. Her message opens with a loud whisper. ]

Um, guys? I think I've

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[nihonna]

[ well this person seems vaguely familiar (thinking).... dat haircurl... wait ]

...Eh? Taiwan-? [ ...OH ok ] Ah, this planet is called Fortuna, from what I remember- but unfortunately, it's impossible to go back home at this point in time...

[bubbleteatime]

[ A hand on her cheek. ] Aww, but I promised I'd give Korea back his CDs tomorrow... Have you heard miss A's new single? It's really good.

[nihonna]

...The sort of things one misses when being away from home merely less then a month...

[bubbleteatime]

Hehe, it's okay. I can help you catch up! I can teach you KARA's new dance, too, if you want! And that Hey!Say!JUMP one... [ Taiwan, Japan's too old for Hey!Say!JUMP... ]

[nihonna]

[ NOT THAT SHE'D ADMIT THAT look at the stars of excitement in her eyes ] Y-you'd do that for me, Taiwan-ku- Taiwan-san?!

[bubbleteatime]

[ The number of middle-aged fans they have is staggering, it's true. ] Ahaha, of course I would! Even if you were his own citizen, Japan would never do something like that, I think.

[nihonna]

...Well, that's... [ pause ] Ah... about that... [ she hesitates. a lot. where does she even begin to explain this, man ]

[bubbleteatime]

Oh, you're not a Japanese citizen? I'm sorry, I didn't know...

[nihonna]

Not precisely- I'm Japanese, in a sense, but not one of Kiku-san's citizens... ah, this is a bit difficult to believe, but it is the truth, so please keep an open mind as I explain this.

[hwamei]

Teacher says my mind is too open to stuff so I think it's open enough, you know.

[nihonna]

Well... it's like this. I am Japan, but not the Japan you know, Taiwan-san... I am a Japan that comes from another world, one where everyone's genders are reversed.

[hwamei]

... Is there a boy Taiwan?

[nihonna]

Of course. That would be the Taiwan I am familiar with... saying Taiwan-san instead of Taiwan-kun is a bit strange, because of this...

[bubbleteatime]

Is he cute!? [ of course this is all that ever matters to her ]

sssh let's pretend I'm not on hiatus...!

[nihonna]

[ She can totally get that, man. ] Very much so.

shh let's pretend i'm not either

[bubbleteatime]

Yay! ... I hope he's not giving you trouble, that'd be bad.