Playing catch-up!
Okay, so we have some major catching up to do… and since I don’t really feel like sleeping right now, we’re gonna actually do this!!!
We found some napkins and other scraps of paper with quotes when we cleaned my room. We went through them and tossed the ones we know have been put in here, but we kept the few that we couldn’t remember posting. We figure we’re better off repeating than accidentally leaving out, right? And I am far too lazy to actually go back and look through all the quotes. Maybe I should have assigned that task to Britt… I’m sure he’s read everything much more recently than any of the rest of us…
“I don’t even know I’m doing it ‘till it’s over.”
-Meghan, 1/31/05
“Catholics are like rabbits.”
-Becca, 2/8/05
“I knew enough to do the little owl, and I found one.”
-Meghan, 2/8/05
“By the way, I think your mom is perfectly proportioned. Not in the way that I’m attracted to her.”
-Becca, 2/8/05
“The oven, the nuns and LauraKay.”
-Becca, 4/5/05
“It tasted like salt.”
-Becca, 4/5/05
In reference to a previously flavorless caf desert item, on top of which she dumped a bunch of salt.
“It wasn’t in reference to any male bodily fluids.”
-Becca, 4/5/05
“The Holy Spirit is an equal opportunity employer.”
-Becca, 4/8/05
“You wouldn’t know it!”
-Liz, 4/8/05
Believe me… this was like the greatest thing Liz has ever said… however, putting it in context here would be crossing a few lines ;-)
Now for some fresh (or at least fresher) quotes!
[Talking about the “I squeak” sticker on my shirt]
LK: It was a gift from Brian during our expedition to Target this weekend. He’s so generous and sweet.
Liz: Well, it’s the thought that counts.
LK: I’m glad he thinks of me when he looks at a dog toy.
4/18/05
“You guys make your little three-some. I’ll watch.”
-Meghan, 4/21/05
“I’m so sexual, I’m almost getting some.”
-LauraKay, 4/21/05
“Whenever I see a cadaver, I get hungry.”
-Brittani, 4/21/05
“I fuck things with stickers.”
-LauraKay, 4/21/05
“Don’t start talking electronics, or I’ll start spouting my father.”
-Becca, 4/22/05
“You can conquer Meghan.”
-Becca, 4/22/05
Maybe she meant concur…
“Hair doesn’t beat off.”
-LauraKay, 4/22/05
LK: Yeah, I can’t be in Women’s [Vocal Ensemble] next semester because it conflicts with my gender.
Liz: Yeah, these don’t do anything; they’re just for the look.
4/27/05
“It’s his tender under-belly, and it’s showing!”
-Becca, 4/27/05
“Mary, I didn’t know you were that actively sexual!”
-Becca, 4/29/05
I think that’s all I’ve got for now… at least that’s all I can find. So now we’re all caught up and I can get back to my semi-regular updating schedule, now that things are starting to wind down. However, I have a feeling I’m going to have many fewer quotes to add after the next couple weeks. The quotes just don’t flow as freely when I’m in Chaska. Oh well.
By the way, just for the record, the LK actually went to a party tonight… like a real college party: the cast party for Rondingo. It was alright… kinda fun… I don’t know. I’m pretty sure I was the only one who didn’t have any alcohol. Neh, whatever. They’re all doing Dionysia Softball tomorrow morning, so they’re all pretty much going to spend the entire night getting wasted. They probably won’t even remember come tomorrow that I was even there. Oh well. I must say, it was an experience. I can now say I have been to a college party.
Time to hit the hay… I have to leave for Grinnell with Dr. Ilich at 6:00am to go chemistry-it-up. Should be an interesting experience, to say the least.
Good night.