HIGHLIGHTS ... TAKE TWO!
HAPPY 4th of JULY! ***fireworks***
HIGHLIGHTEROOS!:
- ::chris walks through my front door:: ... ash: im gonna hurt you so bad ... im gonna squeeze your balls till there's nothing left!! dad: he's gonna be talking with a high voice when he gets back from the garage!
- ash: omg is this shirt emo on me? omg i cant breathe!! my boobs cant breathe! OUCH!
- ::snickers goes psycho on our asses:: AHHH! leave us alone psycho mut!!
- dad: why cant i have a myspace?! chris: lemme help .. lemme do it ... come on!!!! dad: NO WAY!! ... a few minutes later ... dad: damn a cheerleader ash: i am interviewing all your dates .. wait before you date them lol! ::brad stares at screen:: ... wow she's hawt! (HAWT not HOT!)
- ::ash changes shirts a hundred times:: (OMG)
- ::ash's phone wont stop going off:: dad: shut that damn thing off! chris: where is it? ::ashes thinks its in her room but she cant seem to find it!!:: chris: dude it was in the bathroom:: ... ash: oh yeah i took a shit earlier ...omg in my OWN HOUSE! chris: where else would you take one? ash: andreas! chris: omg me too!
- ::brooks comes in door:: chris: brooks she's in the garage and she's really nauseating!
-------------INTERRUPTION (duh in my thoughts) --------------------
(4m lAst niGhT) **********
- (after we go get taco bell) ash: (and i quote!) ::looks at apple empanada:: "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!" ::chris runs to spit liquid out of his mouth:: (ps - because i am the water CHAMPION *cheesy background music*)
- ::chris burns his leg hair:: chris: i hate HAIR! ... ash: EWW thats so nauseating immaboutta THROW UP!
-------------- Done being ADD ------------
- (taco bell drivethrough) chris: umma lemme have one empanada .. wait no i wanna live dangerously gimme two! brooks: whats that thing called? us: get one or try it or EAT SOMETHING you skinny boy!
- ::at the drive through window:: brooks: can i please add two diet cokes? (dude whose name we dont know but ash tapped into her spanish powers and dubbed him JOSE!) JOSE: dude that always fucking happens to me! ::ash sees sign with number for complaints:: .. ash: im gonna call 1-800-taco bell (he he its the real number!) and tell them jose said fuck in front of my kids! (cant breathe!)
- ::brooks pulls around:: chris: omg look emo kids! ash: omg the windows are down! they're gonna hear you!!! chris: omg look a scene kid too! (later on ... ash: its like watching an animal mate in the wild when those two get together hot damn!)
- ::brooks pulls onto road:: me and c: where are you going! ash: WALMART! chris: why didnt you just pull straight out? ::brooks yells (lol):: omg i couldnt would you just omg let me drive!! watch out!
- ::in car waiting at walmart parking lot:: ash: wait so i can emo ::puts on red lipstick and black eyeliner:: ash: OMG i got burned owww omg give me a napkin! brooks: NO WAY! chris: uhuh im not sharin!
- ::walks in:: ash: omg i want one of those cool ring things you win ... ::puts quarters in and gets a HOT orange wrist band!:: ash: FREAKS OUT!!! :oD so hot!
- ash: i need a lightbulb for my lamp chris: you have a whole fucking row just pick one! ::ash finds a cool black star base and thinks its a bulb (NEGATORY!) then sees cool cloud lightbulb pic on back (searches dilligently!) brooks: how about this one? ash: OMG does that LOOK like this!? (shoves pic in his face!) ::brooks backs the ef up!:: *big light bulb argument erupts* (leaves to go look at toys!)
- ::chris bounces giant ball around:: ash: IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT!
- chris: can you buy my this relaxing cd cause its got calming stuff and it will make me stress FREE! ash:omg im so buying this chinese lamp! (its really cool omg 5 dollars WHAT WHAT!)
- (poison ivy barbie sits on her shelf!) ash: why don't we just call her stripper barbie!?
- ash: chris can you help me find an emo shirt? (repeat x 100!) chris: you're not gonna find one here!
- *checking out* ash: omg i want a slim jim so friggin bad where the hell are they!? chris: LETS GO!
- *scene kid gathering* ash: whats going on!? chris: they're people too!
- (before we leave) ash: i have to get a giant bouncy ball ::almost cries cause its PUKE COLORED! GAROSS!:: and ash: i hope i get a duckie sticker!! PLEASE PLEASE! ... ::gets turtle:: ash: well turtles are good i guess :o(!
---------------------thend to our walmart adventure---------------------------
(let's chris take over ...)
So we get back to ashley's house...
::chris-"Ask your dad if you can stay at my house..we wont drink!
::ash- "dad can i saty over pleassseeeee......::Chris-we wont drink!
::dad- yeah go ahead
later on in the night call from dad-where did you put you know what, im your drawers?
::ash-OMFG you went in my drawer....my thingy is in there(sayin it in her head)..no its in my bag
::dad- oh good job dumbass, dont fuckin get introuble.
::ash- we WONT!
At chris' house now....................
Let's prank call peopel
::ash- hells yeah
call number 1....erica jones
What a fuckin mistake that was. She had ashley's number in her phone; wow we are fuckin stupid!
call number 2...faith daniels.
::ash-bitch why u be lookin at my man; I know your man chase and you need to step the fuck down!
::chris gets on the phone because ashley laughed...
::chris- I know u be on my man and I dont take that shit. I know where you work and where you love Ill beat ur ass down.
::faith- Ill fuck you up bitch, while laughin, come find me illl bash you in wit my car bitch
::chris- try me bitch ill kill you!
Called her like 2 more times, result=UNSUCCESSFUL! chris=1 point; ash=0!
call number 3...heather m.
ash- I saw you lookin at my man at the devils' i mean dallas bull last week
heather- i dont know who you are but dont call me again.
Chris calls back....Bitch I know who you are and Ill fuck you up...her friend gets on the phone and cusses me out.
::chris calls back to apologize, heather was kinda mad, but i dont know! chris=2 points; ash=0!
call number 4...rebecca.
::ash- hey is rebecca there?
::CrAzY stepmom-this is steph who is this?
::ash-her takin back sunday fan club and she just won a free back stage pass to their next concert!
::step-(very angry) isnt it a little to late to be calling?
::ash- hangs up
chris=2 points; ash=1/2 points!
(ASHLEY IS BACK ON KEYBOARD ... :o)
call number 5 ....john n.
*let me set the stage* chris is taking a shit in the toilet and im lounging in the bathtub! (lmao .. and yes with the curtain pulled so i didnt see ...ANYTHING! lol)
a: this is candy ... i saw you at the mall the other day and your friend caitlin gave me your number!
"the b dawg, the j dawg, and the m dawg" - i convince them i am black hooker who wants my pimp to set up a rendevous!
a: you Jesuit boys will like my style ... ill be all spanking you with rulers and gettin some teacher domma matrix on yo asses!
them: were gonna make your ass bleed
a: thats sick are you into shoving hampsters up there for like a week!?
a: how about my specialty? I will dunk you in a big tank of pepto bismal and lick you clean! YUM!
them: that's insane!
a: then we'll hump like gorillas!
them: NO BUNNIES! (omg so weak ... lol)
a: whatever works for ya guys
(we try to get them to meet us at 7-11 on fishhawk) (NEGATORY!)
then i gave them chris's cell to call back so he got busted cause it went to his voicemail and then i went to give then ...
them: whats the "real number"?
a: (insert my DADs cell .... BY ACCIDENT!) lmao DUH!
them : call and ask for candy on my dads cell (thank goodness my dad is so cool lol!)
----------- (chris takes over ...) --------------
so yeah some people, not mentionin names, wanted to see some pics of ashley so i thought it would be funny to send them a pic of my dick half erect.
this person or people who the fuck knows got to see my dick!
Yayayaya my ds on the internet!
wait is it, i dont know!
well, no ashley and I are just sittin here at 5:56 and listenin to music.
Man dont you just love it, sittin wit one of ur best friends and just shootin the breeze!
Gotta love it!
well i guess thats all folks
and now we are off to do something, dont know what yet!
To everyone,
Night
peace
so long and goodnight
HIGHLIGHTEROOS!:
- ::chris walks through my front door:: ... ash: im gonna hurt you so bad ... im gonna squeeze your balls till there's nothing left!! dad: he's gonna be talking with a high voice when he gets back from the garage!
- ash: omg is this shirt emo on me? omg i cant breathe!! my boobs cant breathe! OUCH!
- ::snickers goes psycho on our asses:: AHHH! leave us alone psycho mut!!
- dad: why cant i have a myspace?! chris: lemme help .. lemme do it ... come on!!!! dad: NO WAY!! ... a few minutes later ... dad: damn a cheerleader ash: i am interviewing all your dates .. wait before you date them lol! ::brad stares at screen:: ... wow she's hawt! (HAWT not HOT!)
- ::ash changes shirts a hundred times:: (OMG)
- ::ash's phone wont stop going off:: dad: shut that damn thing off! chris: where is it? ::ashes thinks its in her room but she cant seem to find it!!:: chris: dude it was in the bathroom:: ... ash: oh yeah i took a shit earlier ...omg in my OWN HOUSE! chris: where else would you take one? ash: andreas! chris: omg me too!
- ::brooks comes in door:: chris: brooks she's in the garage and she's really nauseating!
-------------INTERRUPTION (duh in my thoughts) --------------------
(4m lAst niGhT) **********
- (after we go get taco bell) ash: (and i quote!) ::looks at apple empanada:: "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!" ::chris runs to spit liquid out of his mouth:: (ps - because i am the water CHAMPION *cheesy background music*)
- ::chris burns his leg hair:: chris: i hate HAIR! ... ash: EWW thats so nauseating immaboutta THROW UP!
-------------- Done being ADD ------------
- (taco bell drivethrough) chris: umma lemme have one empanada .. wait no i wanna live dangerously gimme two! brooks: whats that thing called? us: get one or try it or EAT SOMETHING you skinny boy!
- ::at the drive through window:: brooks: can i please add two diet cokes? (dude whose name we dont know but ash tapped into her spanish powers and dubbed him JOSE!) JOSE: dude that always fucking happens to me! ::ash sees sign with number for complaints:: .. ash: im gonna call 1-800-taco bell (he he its the real number!) and tell them jose said fuck in front of my kids! (cant breathe!)
- ::brooks pulls around:: chris: omg look emo kids! ash: omg the windows are down! they're gonna hear you!!! chris: omg look a scene kid too! (later on ... ash: its like watching an animal mate in the wild when those two get together hot damn!)
- ::brooks pulls onto road:: me and c: where are you going! ash: WALMART! chris: why didnt you just pull straight out? ::brooks yells (lol):: omg i couldnt would you just omg let me drive!! watch out!
- ::in car waiting at walmart parking lot:: ash: wait so i can emo ::puts on red lipstick and black eyeliner:: ash: OMG i got burned owww omg give me a napkin! brooks: NO WAY! chris: uhuh im not sharin!
- ::walks in:: ash: omg i want one of those cool ring things you win ... ::puts quarters in and gets a HOT orange wrist band!:: ash: FREAKS OUT!!! :oD so hot!
- ash: i need a lightbulb for my lamp chris: you have a whole fucking row just pick one! ::ash finds a cool black star base and thinks its a bulb (NEGATORY!) then sees cool cloud lightbulb pic on back (searches dilligently!) brooks: how about this one? ash: OMG does that LOOK like this!? (shoves pic in his face!) ::brooks backs the ef up!:: *big light bulb argument erupts* (leaves to go look at toys!)
- ::chris bounces giant ball around:: ash: IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT!
- chris: can you buy my this relaxing cd cause its got calming stuff and it will make me stress FREE! ash:omg im so buying this chinese lamp! (its really cool omg 5 dollars WHAT WHAT!)
- (poison ivy barbie sits on her shelf!) ash: why don't we just call her stripper barbie!?
- ash: chris can you help me find an emo shirt? (repeat x 100!) chris: you're not gonna find one here!
- *checking out* ash: omg i want a slim jim so friggin bad where the hell are they!? chris: LETS GO!
- *scene kid gathering* ash: whats going on!? chris: they're people too!
- (before we leave) ash: i have to get a giant bouncy ball ::almost cries cause its PUKE COLORED! GAROSS!:: and ash: i hope i get a duckie sticker!! PLEASE PLEASE! ... ::gets turtle:: ash: well turtles are good i guess :o(!
---------------------thend to our walmart adventure---------------------------
(let's chris take over ...)
So we get back to ashley's house...
::chris-"Ask your dad if you can stay at my house..we wont drink!
::ash- "dad can i saty over pleassseeeee......::Chris-we wont drink!
::dad- yeah go ahead
later on in the night call from dad-where did you put you know what, im your drawers?
::ash-OMFG you went in my drawer....my thingy is in there(sayin it in her head)..no its in my bag
::dad- oh good job dumbass, dont fuckin get introuble.
::ash- we WONT!
At chris' house now....................
Let's prank call peopel
::ash- hells yeah
call number 1....erica jones
What a fuckin mistake that was. She had ashley's number in her phone; wow we are fuckin stupid!
call number 2...faith daniels.
::ash-bitch why u be lookin at my man; I know your man chase and you need to step the fuck down!
::chris gets on the phone because ashley laughed...
::chris- I know u be on my man and I dont take that shit. I know where you work and where you love Ill beat ur ass down.
::faith- Ill fuck you up bitch, while laughin, come find me illl bash you in wit my car bitch
::chris- try me bitch ill kill you!
Called her like 2 more times, result=UNSUCCESSFUL! chris=1 point; ash=0!
call number 3...heather m.
ash- I saw you lookin at my man at the devils' i mean dallas bull last week
heather- i dont know who you are but dont call me again.
Chris calls back....Bitch I know who you are and Ill fuck you up...her friend gets on the phone and cusses me out.
::chris calls back to apologize, heather was kinda mad, but i dont know! chris=2 points; ash=0!
call number 4...rebecca.
::ash- hey is rebecca there?
::CrAzY stepmom-this is steph who is this?
::ash-her takin back sunday fan club and she just won a free back stage pass to their next concert!
::step-(very angry) isnt it a little to late to be calling?
::ash- hangs up
chris=2 points; ash=1/2 points!
(ASHLEY IS BACK ON KEYBOARD ... :o)
call number 5 ....john n.
*let me set the stage* chris is taking a shit in the toilet and im lounging in the bathtub! (lmao .. and yes with the curtain pulled so i didnt see ...ANYTHING! lol)
a: this is candy ... i saw you at the mall the other day and your friend caitlin gave me your number!
"the b dawg, the j dawg, and the m dawg" - i convince them i am black hooker who wants my pimp to set up a rendevous!
a: you Jesuit boys will like my style ... ill be all spanking you with rulers and gettin some teacher domma matrix on yo asses!
them: were gonna make your ass bleed
a: thats sick are you into shoving hampsters up there for like a week!?
a: how about my specialty? I will dunk you in a big tank of pepto bismal and lick you clean! YUM!
them: that's insane!
a: then we'll hump like gorillas!
them: NO BUNNIES! (omg so weak ... lol)
a: whatever works for ya guys
(we try to get them to meet us at 7-11 on fishhawk) (NEGATORY!)
then i gave them chris's cell to call back so he got busted cause it went to his voicemail and then i went to give then ...
them: whats the "real number"?
a: (insert my DADs cell .... BY ACCIDENT!) lmao DUH!
them : call and ask for candy on my dads cell (thank goodness my dad is so cool lol!)
----------- (chris takes over ...) --------------
so yeah some people, not mentionin names, wanted to see some pics of ashley so i thought it would be funny to send them a pic of my dick half erect.
this person or people who the fuck knows got to see my dick!
Yayayaya my ds on the internet!
wait is it, i dont know!
well, no ashley and I are just sittin here at 5:56 and listenin to music.
Man dont you just love it, sittin wit one of ur best friends and just shootin the breeze!
Gotta love it!
well i guess thats all folks
and now we are off to do something, dont know what yet!
To everyone,
Night
peace
so long and goodnight