hobarns

Apr 30, 2006 19:34


meron akong nakatabi kanina sa jeep na isang girl. medyo maganda naman siya. kolehiyala type. she's ok and fine. BUT. she sumkinda smells like a little different. i swear hindi ko naaamoy sarili ko. :p in other words medyo kakaiba ang kanyang amoy. i cant describe or place it. medyo kakaiba lang talaga. hindi naman kargador putok ang amoy niya. no it is not putok. it is just something...else. i want to try to sound smart and funny and describe it as something between a body odor and a pussy after playing 3hrs of volleyball (dont ask me why i know this kind of smell ) but nah...

so i was a bit surprised coz the general rule is that pinays dont have putok\body odor. and considering that they religiously shave their kili-kilis. i had a girlfriend before who seldom use deodorant and pinawisan na siya maghapon at natuyuan ng pawis she still smells fresh the day after. even after a sex marathon session w/out electric fan coz its brownout smells good pa rin. a long time ago nanonood ako ng shooting ng isang regal films movie starring manilyn reynes. 7am start ng shooting and natapos 5pm pero mabango pa rin si manilyn after nung shooting. yes inamoy-amoy ko siya. kras ko siya before eh. there's another girl i know who is of spanish descent. she's a photographer/cinematographer. after a day of shooting activities wala akong naaamoy sa kanya na any version of putok. despite of her underarm wetness and kahit na malagkit na malagkit na siya. well you know we love to beso beso and hug-hug. uso yan dito eh. kaya alam ko kalagkitan niya.

so anyway it was very hot inside the jeepney plus the traffic is bad. not always a good combination. so my mind started to drift. why is she smelling different and a bit weird? to fight boredom and the hotness and the traffic i decided to concoct some theories on why is she smelling different. some of them are:

a.) meron syang bf na kargador at nagchukchakan sila earlier today at nahawaan siya ng amoy.
theory rejected : i dont think mahilig siya sa kargador. mukha akong kargador pero hindi naman siya tumitingin sa akin.

b.) she's on a tight budget so she likes to purchase those buy one take one deodorants that are made in canada. honey, if they sell them as buy one take one and it is made in canada, it doesnt work.
theory rejected : maganda ang cellphone niya. and i think she is not on prepaid coz she called someone not once! not twice! but thrice!
so meron siguro syang pambili ng SECRET PLATINUM.

c.) allergic siya sa tawas coz it reminds her of shabu. adik ang kuya niya so she gets traumatized at the sight of tawas.
theory rejected: adidas ang t-shirt niya at herbench ang panty niya (nakita ko eh). so she comes from a decent family and no druggie brother.
yes, wala lang akong masabi at pinapahaba ko lang eto. :p

im curious about her smell so after resting a bit after i got home, i started to "research". enter wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant

but still i wasnt that satisfied. i didnt find the "answer" that i want. i still have no clue. until...
i remember this post and link from one of my lj friends, miss payong...

http://payong.livejournal.com/27493.html#cutid1
armpit smell could indicate fertility in women. this is the link : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/womenfamily.html?in_article_id=374153&in_page_id=1799

so maybe thats it! yun lang ang "amoy" niya! :p

nung nabasa ko eto i was relieved. kasi akala ko i was a certified low level pervert and only use my "animal instinct" because i love to "sniff around". if u know what i mean.

"The results suggest that body odour can be used by men as a cue to the fertile period in current or prospective sexual partners."

so i was just looking for a "cue" pala. :p

"shyet honey, you are so mabantot today! uhmmmm....i love you so much! lets make LOOOVVVEEEE!"
thats why some guys love to have sex with their partners if theyre in mabaho mode coz the chances of her being pregnant is less.

"hello love, ang bango bango ko today...look at me im so sexy...im wearing victorias secret. look. lets make love..."
"sorry dear...im so tired today eh. many problems sa office. saka na lang pag mabaho ka na."
:p

so ayun. maybe shes just emitting that natural "smell" to give a sign to her bf to either have sex with her today or f*** off.
yun lang.
im going to cost-u-less in libis.
till next time.

kili kili power

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