someone's poisoned the water hole!
today i did absolutely nothing! it was great!
tomorrow i get to do...absolutely nothing! actually, i'm getting a free massage from one of the massage therapists that used to work at the old day spa. he loves me. i tried to get discounts for anyone who would like to join me for an hour, but he said "hell no." sorry guys, maybe next year.
and oh yeah, then i bought tampons, mousse (for cascading curls. sans mousse it's more like kinky krumples...haha, kinky...) and toilet paper. i actually got the good kind this time, on account of gramps celebrating his retirement and all. so ask me, is it true that when you retire you can start a new Life of Luxury? i say thee, yea, and in my family, we buy houses out of state. in this case, oklahoma. i need to practice my hick-speak...
it's over thar schtoopid!....pa! the vittles is ready!....don' mek me shoot yoo!....ey thar little buddy!....thar's a snake in mah boot!
tomorrow i get to do...absolutely nothing! actually, i'm getting a free massage from one of the massage therapists that used to work at the old day spa. he loves me. i tried to get discounts for anyone who would like to join me for an hour, but he said "hell no." sorry guys, maybe next year.
and oh yeah, then i bought tampons, mousse (for cascading curls. sans mousse it's more like kinky krumples...haha, kinky...) and toilet paper. i actually got the good kind this time, on account of gramps celebrating his retirement and all. so ask me, is it true that when you retire you can start a new Life of Luxury? i say thee, yea, and in my family, we buy houses out of state. in this case, oklahoma. i need to practice my hick-speak...
it's over thar schtoopid!....pa! the vittles is ready!....don' mek me shoot yoo!....ey thar little buddy!....thar's a snake in mah boot!