jene, can you tell your dad to fix my car because my sister broke the blue plastic part off.
So I was with my five year old cousin and he was telling me knock-knock jokes. It went like so:
kaman:jene, can I tell you one thing?
J: no, but you can tell me something.
kaman: jene, can I tell you something?
J: yes.
kaman: why did the snail cross the road?
J: I dunno, why?
kaman: cuz he was stuck to the chickens butt!
J: hahaha.
kaman: hey jene, why did the chicken cross the road?
J: why.
kaman: cuz he was trying to get to the other side!
kaman: hey jene, why did the chicken cross the road?
J: um, to get to the other side?
kaman: no! he was stuck to the snails butt! HAHAHA!
J: that's funny kaman.
kaman: did you know that I'm less than six? :puts hand in front of my face to show 5 fingers:
kaman:jene, can I tell you one thing?
J: no, but you can tell me something.
kaman: jene, can I tell you something?
J: yes.
kaman: why did the snail cross the road?
J: I dunno, why?
kaman: cuz he was stuck to the chickens butt!
J: hahaha.
kaman: hey jene, why did the chicken cross the road?
J: why.
kaman: cuz he was trying to get to the other side!
kaman: hey jene, why did the chicken cross the road?
J: um, to get to the other side?
kaman: no! he was stuck to the snails butt! HAHAHA!
J: that's funny kaman.
kaman: did you know that I'm less than six? :puts hand in front of my face to show 5 fingers: