I Misplaced My Emotion Decoder
Somehow this has become the never-ending roller coaster ride from the netherworld.
I'm not complaining because I would never be able to appreciate the ups (and there are plenty of them) without the downs, but still...
It's times like these that it would extremely, sinfully useful to have a decoder. If there are two things that would be extremely useful to have (and maybe just a little bit creepy), it would be a key code that translated emotion.
The second thing would be an instant missing-object locater--you know, when you misplace your keys and find it again four months later after you've already made another copy under the washing machine. Almost as frustrating as not having the emotional decoder.
Almost.
Whoever wrote human code for emotion was an idiot.
I'm not complaining because I would never be able to appreciate the ups (and there are plenty of them) without the downs, but still...
It's times like these that it would extremely, sinfully useful to have a decoder. If there are two things that would be extremely useful to have (and maybe just a little bit creepy), it would be a key code that translated emotion.
The second thing would be an instant missing-object locater--you know, when you misplace your keys and find it again four months later after you've already made another copy under the washing machine. Almost as frustrating as not having the emotional decoder.
Almost.
Whoever wrote human code for emotion was an idiot.