One ❥

[bubble_mobile]

[Video message. An incredibly cute blonde woman in a blue cinderella gown which is sequined to death appears on the screen. She stands with poise and grace one only acquires from a lifetime of being trained to be aware of how one holds one’s self. Bubbles are floating past her in the background. All this joy should be illegal]

It’s good to see me

Comments

[stopthat_destro]

This isn't a very funny joke.

[bubble_mobile]

Silly girl! It isn't a joke?

[stopthat_destro]

I'm not a girl. And you can't possibly be... [UH HOW TO PUT THIS?] from... Oz.

[bubble_mobile]

Of course I'm from Oz. [She wants to frown but you know WRINKLES better not frown]

[stopthat_destro]

[LONG PAUSE]

[SIGH]

I hate the Barge.