Silly Mormons.
Alright, I'll make this quick. ImissnazIwannagobackerrbodycomebackkbye.
Anywho, Jeff, Mary and I went to the Hill Cumorah Mormon Theatre Pageant on Saturday. Any doubt of us going straight to hell are completely gone. I will elaborate.
1) We couldn't stop laughing through the entire show, because the concept of Jesus descending onto a hill in Palmyra, New York is humorous. I don't care who you are. Sorry, Mormons, but it's just funny.
2) We made several comments about Jews and slaves that would have gotten us beaten if we weren't sitting away from prying ears (and if the Mormons weren't so gosh darn nice).
3) Jeff sat in a Labatt Blue lawn chair (FYI- Mormons say alcohol in sinful... even though Jesus made wine from water...? WHATERR).
4) There were people protesting the Mormons. PEOPLE protesting MORMONS. Possibly the nicest and most laid back people ever... and you're protesting them? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmkay. (PS- Not really a reaason we're going to hell... but we did make fun of them a lot. A-holes.) www.whatmormonsdonttell.com HOLLA.
5) Ok, there's no getting around it. We straight up snuck beer into the festival and drank it through the entire performance.
Yep. We drank beer at a MORMON PAGEANT. Hell. Straight there. Sup.
But it was actually a great show. Ok, so the beer made it even better... but still! Cast of 650 peopleabuhhhhhhsup. And explosions are fun. Yay.
I should be working. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I'm not.
4 days til NYC. TOTALLY NOT PUMPED jkcompletelypumped.
Tell me if you want a souvenir I'll see what I can do kthnx.
I think I'm going to be brave and watch "Hello, Dolly" from last year. Just to see how awful it was. PUUUUMPED. (No one else can watch it til I've edited myself out of it somehow.)
Greece Athena makes me feel awkward because everyone is good and their voices sound the same. REAL.AWKWARD.HAVE.YOUR.OWN.VOICE.K.BYE.
I h8 when it's 1:00pm and people are still all "I'M SLEEPCORE OMG LOL" in their away message. Lamesprinkles.
Also, I want that shirt that So-and-So was thinking of stealing in the latest Teen Girl Squad episode. The one that says "Sup, Cake."
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmkay I'm gonna invoice PARTYPEOPLEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkbye.
Anywho, Jeff, Mary and I went to the Hill Cumorah Mormon Theatre Pageant on Saturday. Any doubt of us going straight to hell are completely gone. I will elaborate.
1) We couldn't stop laughing through the entire show, because the concept of Jesus descending onto a hill in Palmyra, New York is humorous. I don't care who you are. Sorry, Mormons, but it's just funny.
2) We made several comments about Jews and slaves that would have gotten us beaten if we weren't sitting away from prying ears (and if the Mormons weren't so gosh darn nice).
3) Jeff sat in a Labatt Blue lawn chair (FYI- Mormons say alcohol in sinful... even though Jesus made wine from water...? WHATERR).
4) There were people protesting the Mormons. PEOPLE protesting MORMONS. Possibly the nicest and most laid back people ever... and you're protesting them? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmkay. (PS- Not really a reaason we're going to hell... but we did make fun of them a lot. A-holes.) www.whatmormonsdonttell.com HOLLA.
5) Ok, there's no getting around it. We straight up snuck beer into the festival and drank it through the entire performance.
Yep. We drank beer at a MORMON PAGEANT. Hell. Straight there. Sup.
But it was actually a great show. Ok, so the beer made it even better... but still! Cast of 650 peopleabuhhhhhhsup. And explosions are fun. Yay.
I should be working. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I'm not.
4 days til NYC. TOTALLY NOT PUMPED jkcompletelypumped.
Tell me if you want a souvenir I'll see what I can do kthnx.
I think I'm going to be brave and watch "Hello, Dolly" from last year. Just to see how awful it was. PUUUUMPED. (No one else can watch it til I've edited myself out of it somehow.)
Greece Athena makes me feel awkward because everyone is good and their voices sound the same. REAL.AWKWARD.HAVE.YOUR.OWN.VOICE.K.BYE.
I h8 when it's 1:00pm and people are still all "I'M SLEEPCORE OMG LOL" in their away message. Lamesprinkles.
Also, I want that shirt that So-and-So was thinking of stealing in the latest Teen Girl Squad episode. The one that says "Sup, Cake."
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmkay I'm gonna invoice PARTYPEOPLEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkbye.