I'm back home in Texas!
So I just flew into Texas...yes, I'm back home finally after 11 weeks! My sister took me rafting in Missouri and I learned a couple very valuable lessons. Number 1: there are levels to drunkeness...there is the slightly tipsy...intoxicated...good ole plain drunk...beligerant...plastered...and then the new level I found out about by rafting - DRRRRIIIIZZZ-UUUNNNNKKKK! There was a girl who was 18 years old who fell in 6 inches of water who I ended up towing by my kayak! Very funny indeed Colonel Custard! But, it was a grand ole time kayaking for 8 and a half hours down the Black River and camping with the hickest of hicks in Southern Missouri. Lesson number 2: Never, ever, ever steal flashlights! Now I am home in Big D and I love home! Home, home on the range!