All Hail The Mighty School System
or not. Life is good in college. The usual on a large, exploded adult scale - lots of work, bullshit, alcohol, having fun, playing games, sex, more work, boring lectures, and lots of power wasting. As I usually say a lot, life is good. The only not good thing? Being rained on 3 days in a row, meaning 3 wet hanging T-shirts & bugs & wet paper & cold epidemic on campus. The solution? Cold AC, Lysol, and ... lots of hoping bad things don't happen - even when they do.
**[disclaimer, David from now on will talk in blunt sexual mannerisms and diction, viewer is advised]**
Mad props to all the ladies in the world, especially all the good looking ones I know...as I will give you a list:
Cobbsy, Zoe, Crystal, Shaina, Tuki, Keri, Misha, Hall, and many many more. I love you all, but not as much as Q & the brigade. In conjunction, I should start having a new post to my evil journal of the many banes of modern existence (meaning this blog type chatty stuff); this new addition will be - Random fact about women & men from a guy surrounded by women who begins to hate men even more as each day passes...but still is one, so he can't hate them 100% because he likes himself enough to not become emo = because emo blows ass.
Fact of today: Shaving your crotch is easier than shaving your face (for guys). Yes its true. You have more of a chance cuting yourself on your face then on your pubes - you just need to follow some golden guidlines:
1.) Don't shave against the grain. Razor bumps in the pants will just not do
2.) Testicles have thiner skin then a vagina, so don't be hasty. Yes its true, yet hard to believe...so be careful
3.) Equal your shaving to your lady. If she trims, so do you. If she goes bald, so do you. It is but only fair
4.) Don't bitch. Men constantly whine about how its "unmanly", "becomes too itchy", "can't put a razor near the goods", etc . Listen up real well, men can do it easily and its much more clean & sanitary for sexual relations. It also lets your lady happy w/ no hair in the mouth, and will minimize stinky crotch "funk" and itch from hairy ball sweat. Don't believe me? I don't give 10 shits, be a hairy scruffy ass retard. I hope you date miss italy as just vegence you assclown.
LOL. I have a very random mind, the funny thing is nobody will probably ever read this. It's good to get some things off your chest every far day once in a while. College life is good. Being intelligent is good. Fuck you emo & Linkin Park & Alton Brown & all else which sucks ass - you impede on the good things in life, go far away in your depths of your shallow ass lives; hell theres a oxymoron for ya.
God speed to all who rule, Good luck to all fucked up in the hurricane - and fuck you looters, u suck
Quotes!~!
"It's an ASS-travaganza" ~me
"[name] has bigger boobs than a cambodian whore, wait everyone has bigger boobs than a cambodian whore" ~Keri
"There's enough ham in that room to feed the hungry for years!" ~me
"If you hump my bed, i will crush your balls" ~Zoe
nite nite. *humps zoe's bed*
**[disclaimer, David from now on will talk in blunt sexual mannerisms and diction, viewer is advised]**
Mad props to all the ladies in the world, especially all the good looking ones I know...as I will give you a list:
Cobbsy, Zoe, Crystal, Shaina, Tuki, Keri, Misha, Hall, and many many more. I love you all, but not as much as Q & the brigade. In conjunction, I should start having a new post to my evil journal of the many banes of modern existence (meaning this blog type chatty stuff); this new addition will be - Random fact about women & men from a guy surrounded by women who begins to hate men even more as each day passes...but still is one, so he can't hate them 100% because he likes himself enough to not become emo = because emo blows ass.
Fact of today: Shaving your crotch is easier than shaving your face (for guys). Yes its true. You have more of a chance cuting yourself on your face then on your pubes - you just need to follow some golden guidlines:
1.) Don't shave against the grain. Razor bumps in the pants will just not do
2.) Testicles have thiner skin then a vagina, so don't be hasty. Yes its true, yet hard to believe...so be careful
3.) Equal your shaving to your lady. If she trims, so do you. If she goes bald, so do you. It is but only fair
4.) Don't bitch. Men constantly whine about how its "unmanly", "becomes too itchy", "can't put a razor near the goods", etc . Listen up real well, men can do it easily and its much more clean & sanitary for sexual relations. It also lets your lady happy w/ no hair in the mouth, and will minimize stinky crotch "funk" and itch from hairy ball sweat. Don't believe me? I don't give 10 shits, be a hairy scruffy ass retard. I hope you date miss italy as just vegence you assclown.
LOL. I have a very random mind, the funny thing is nobody will probably ever read this. It's good to get some things off your chest every far day once in a while. College life is good. Being intelligent is good. Fuck you emo & Linkin Park & Alton Brown & all else which sucks ass - you impede on the good things in life, go far away in your depths of your shallow ass lives; hell theres a oxymoron for ya.
God speed to all who rule, Good luck to all fucked up in the hurricane - and fuck you looters, u suck
Quotes!~!
"It's an ASS-travaganza" ~me
"[name] has bigger boobs than a cambodian whore, wait everyone has bigger boobs than a cambodian whore" ~Keri
"There's enough ham in that room to feed the hungry for years!" ~me
"If you hump my bed, i will crush your balls" ~Zoe
nite nite. *humps zoe's bed*