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( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER WAS DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
( ) I NEVER WAS FIRED
( ) I NEVER WAS IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER WAS TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
( ) I NEVER WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER WAS ARRESTED
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
( ) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(x) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
( ) I NEVER POSTED NUDE PIX ONLINE
( ) I NEVER CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN
(x) I NEVER USED SEX TOYS