And after a substantial hiatus (sabatical if I was pretentious)...

Jul 09, 2011 22:27

So it appears the rumors of livejournal's death have been greatly exaggerated. I return to find that people have been posting and I've missed it and it won't let me go back more than two friend pages. This isn't so bad because I don't have that many friends, but I want to keep reading. =[ It's like watching a tv series in the middle of a season and you're trying to catch up on the previous seasons on Netflix to see how they got there.

Since this is MY livejournal, I guess I should say something about myself. Right? I know since it's mine, I don't have to because I make the rules, but maybe someone is sitting on the edge of their chair just waiting for me to update about my life. I'm sorry if you have been. Please stop and do something else with your life. There's so much more to do than obsess over me. I think the Real Housewives of [insert some place in the world] lead more interesting lives than me. For now.

So after that verbose introduction, I'm afraid that my life has been uneventful since I became a lawyer. It is unlike the crazy life lead by lawyers on tv who drive nice cars and are surrounded by beautiful women who they eventually get to hook up with. The media lied to me. =[

Currently I'm working on passing the patent bar exam. Did you know Calvin's dad from Calvin and Hobbes is a patent attorney? If you haven't read that comic strip, you should. You could probably find it online somewhere. You can find anything online, even love, or so I've heard. And if you have read it, you should read it again because it's good.
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