Frogs.
I have monster hiccups today. They came about an hour into work and would not leave. I tried everything. Sugar, water, holding my breath. Most conversations went like this:
Customer: Can I get some of those Chocolate Malt Balls?
Brianna: Sure! *hic* How much would you *hic* like to *hic* have?
Customer: Well, uh. A pound, I guess.
Brianna: *hic* Okay! *measure* ... *hic* ... *pour in bag* ... *hic* ... *ring up customer* ... *hic* Thanks so much for stopping by! *hic* ... hic*
Customer: ...Okay. *strange look*
I still have them eight hours later. I am very tired of hiccups. How does one get rid of hiccups?!
Customer: Can I get some of those Chocolate Malt Balls?
Brianna: Sure! *hic* How much would you *hic* like to *hic* have?
Customer: Well, uh. A pound, I guess.
Brianna: *hic* Okay! *measure* ... *hic* ... *pour in bag* ... *hic* ... *ring up customer* ... *hic* Thanks so much for stopping by! *hic* ... hic*
Customer: ...Okay. *strange look*
I still have them eight hours later. I am very tired of hiccups. How does one get rid of hiccups?!