Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Rickie.
Today I went to the mall to see Ashley Simpson. Actually, I'm convinced that Caity and I were the only people on Long Island who didn't. While the whole world was worshiping the "punk rock princess", we were in Rockville Centre. I bought a movie just because Antonio Banderas is in it. It's called "the 13th Warrior". It was an absolute joke; but he was very good looking in it. It's a demo tape and every ten minutes on the bottom of the screen you see this:
"Warning this tape must not be rented or purchased. If you have rented or purchased this cassette call the following number. All calls are confidential."
I haven't called yet.
"Better off dead" is an amazing movie. I love John Cusack. I would do anything for that man-- Along with, "Craig" from "Degrassi". The only reason I watch that retarded show. "Hey this is Jake Epstein from Degrassi. Make the "N" apart of your summer" and Caity and I sigh simultaneously "okay".
"Warning this tape must not be rented or purchased. If you have rented or purchased this cassette call the following number. All calls are confidential."
I haven't called yet.
"Better off dead" is an amazing movie. I love John Cusack. I would do anything for that man-- Along with, "Craig" from "Degrassi". The only reason I watch that retarded show. "Hey this is Jake Epstein from Degrassi. Make the "N" apart of your summer" and Caity and I sigh simultaneously "okay".