celebrity ass touching
last night was the most ridiculously insane night of my life. i went to this playstation party in hollywood with some of my friends... i really didnt think it was going to be a huge deal but it totally was. there was a red carpet and shit and we totally skipped the whole fucking line. it was great. there was more free booze and food then i knew what to do with! interpol and louis XIV played and they were fucking awesome. I TOUCHED CONSTANTINE AND HE TALKED TO ME I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF. my friend touched keanu reeves ass like 100 times. charlize theron and drew barrymore were rocking out right next to us during interpol. constantine was grabbing his lady friends nipples like in front of a billion people. i saw rod stewarts daughter doing cocaine in the bathroom trailer thing. how the fuck i ended up amidst all that, i will never know.