i came very very close to laughing out loud in the middle of civ pro because of this...

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Complete List of Creatures in a Land Called Honah Lee.

Puff the Magic Dragon
Snort the Magic Pegasus
Pop the Magic Chimera
Freebase the Magic Narwhal
Mainline the Magic Hippogriff
Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog

McSweeney's rocks my world.

edit: i had to add this one too.
Unfortunate Ballpark Promotions.

Estranged Spouse Night
"The Scientology of Baseball"
Gillette Straight Razor Giveaway, as part of "Turn Back the Clock" Night
Kissin' Kousins Night
Scotts Turf Builder Dandelion Seed Night
"Race Toward the Cure!" Night (featuring a performance by the Cure)
Laser Pointer Night
Goth Day
Queer Eye makeovers
Open Bar Night