I made a fanmix you guys!
*This fic is not real, but feel free to take the idea and run with it. It's heavily based on Zoolander. Don't take any of this seriously. Think of it as a loving parody.
James Diamond is the most beautiful boy in the world, and he knows it. A male model who works hard to maintain his physical perfection, James is wanted by women, men, designers, and, most of all, you. What he lacks in intelligence and talent, he makes up for with his looks and good-natured charm. Every move James makes is documented by the press, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Until he makes a fool of himself by tripping on stage during a show. The most famous male model in the country falling on his face? Internet gold. The clip goes viral and James becomes even more of a joke than he already was. He's pretty, but he knows what irony is. He knows that people make fun of him and that nothing he says is taken seriously. After all, he's just a male model; he couldn't possibly have thoughts and feelings. James can't escape it. He relives the fall in his dreams, sees it every time he closes his eyes or looks at a runway. He's afraid to get back on stage. He tells his agent to book only print work from now on, but his agent tells him that won't last long - he's not getting any younger. Either he gets back on stage, or he quits modeling forever.
Can James face his fear and get back on the runway, as well as prove to everyone that he's not as dumb as people think? And in doing so, can he win the heart of the dorky, cute guy who runs the comic book shop down the street? Find out in...FILTHY GORGEOUS - The Fall and Re-Rise of James Diamond.
filthy gorgeous - scissor sisters
cause you're filthy and i'm gorgeous
time to pretend - mgmt
i'm feeling rough / i'm feeling raw / i'm in the prime of my life
let's go to the mall - robin sparkles
let's go to the mall today
omg - mansions
my body is the enemy / i don't feel the way i should
piece of me - britney spears
you want a piece of me
under the bridge - red hot chili peppers
lonely as i am / together we cry
all is not lost - ok go
no, all is not lost at all
orange shirt - discovery
and me, i've got a crush
space age love song - a flock of seagulls
i was falling in love
swim - jack's mannequin
the whole world is watching / you haven't come this far to fall off the earth
proud - heather small
i look into the window of my mind / reflections of the fears i know i've left behind
sexyback - justin timberlake
i'm bringing sexy back / them other boys don't know how to act
i'm the best - nicki minaj i'm the best bitch doing it
Download mix here.
James Diamond is the most beautiful boy in the world, and he knows it. A male model who works hard to maintain his physical perfection, James is wanted by women, men, designers, and, most of all, you. What he lacks in intelligence and talent, he makes up for with his looks and good-natured charm. Every move James makes is documented by the press, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Until he makes a fool of himself by tripping on stage during a show. The most famous male model in the country falling on his face? Internet gold. The clip goes viral and James becomes even more of a joke than he already was. He's pretty, but he knows what irony is. He knows that people make fun of him and that nothing he says is taken seriously. After all, he's just a male model; he couldn't possibly have thoughts and feelings. James can't escape it. He relives the fall in his dreams, sees it every time he closes his eyes or looks at a runway. He's afraid to get back on stage. He tells his agent to book only print work from now on, but his agent tells him that won't last long - he's not getting any younger. Either he gets back on stage, or he quits modeling forever.
Can James face his fear and get back on the runway, as well as prove to everyone that he's not as dumb as people think? And in doing so, can he win the heart of the dorky, cute guy who runs the comic book shop down the street? Find out in...FILTHY GORGEOUS - The Fall and Re-Rise of James Diamond.
filthy gorgeous - scissor sisters
cause you're filthy and i'm gorgeous
time to pretend - mgmt
i'm feeling rough / i'm feeling raw / i'm in the prime of my life
let's go to the mall - robin sparkles
let's go to the mall today
omg - mansions
my body is the enemy / i don't feel the way i should
piece of me - britney spears
you want a piece of me
under the bridge - red hot chili peppers
lonely as i am / together we cry
all is not lost - ok go
no, all is not lost at all
orange shirt - discovery
and me, i've got a crush
space age love song - a flock of seagulls
i was falling in love
swim - jack's mannequin
the whole world is watching / you haven't come this far to fall off the earth
proud - heather small
i look into the window of my mind / reflections of the fears i know i've left behind
sexyback - justin timberlake
i'm bringing sexy back / them other boys don't know how to act
i'm the best - nicki minaj i'm the best bitch doing it
Download mix here.