Tantalizing Tuesday: Ship Spotlight
Aight, peeps it's tuesday which means it's time for:
SHIP SPOTLIGHT
Today's Ship Is......
Kendall/James!!!!
Kay, So now that I'm done flailing I'll introduce myself, since alyssa did yesterday and it seemed proper and british (yes those thing go hand in hand). I am JOY. You can call me whatever the hell you want as long as it's not rude or derogatory but I go by Joy, Jay, JJ, Fairygrrl, Bird, Princess, DJ JMickey, and sometimes Grand Master Funk 3000, but only sometimes.
Here's how this works:
I give you a ship.
I give you some questions.
You answer/don't answer/screw my questions (as they act as a prompter, not a restriction)
I ADORE YOU ALL and SHOWER YOU IN LIME GREEN SPARKLES!!!!
So here you go:
If you like/ love Kendall/James (like I do) what do you love about them? (what do you hate?)
If you hate them (silent tears) what do you hate about them? (do you like anything?)
If you're indifferent, that's cool...what do you love/hate about them?
Who wears the pants, if there are pants to be worn?
Which side of the bed to they sleep on? Or do they roll toward the middle?
Who cooks? Do they enjoy waffles?
Who's the first to cave in a fight? Who throws the first punch?
Where do they vacation?
What's your favorite trope, least favorite trope involving them?
What's HOT about them?
I also have a few Recs, because I'm awesome:
Never Did Run Smooth by queenitsy
(You probably have already read it. It still deserves a mention. If you HAVEN'T read it, what the hell have you been doing with your life? Go read it NOW. Then come back and rave about it here.)
I Love This Record Baby (But I can't see straight anymore) by smoshluv13
(It's short and sweet AND RPS, which there is almost none of anywhere ever in this fandom. It's cute and the voice feels boyish and dryly sarcastic, which adds some realism, I think. And there's FEELINGS and KISSING. It's a quick read, check it out.)
I Can Lift You Off Your Feet (Like A Flight Attendant) by feverromance
(OMG, so you know how sometimes there's a fic you see and you skip it? It's short, you don't know the author, it's probably not that good....whatevs. DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. I did that with this? BIGGEST MISTAKE, SUCH A BIG MISTAKE. This is SO HOT.)
We Could Take To The Highway by garnetice
(And Everything else in the WORLD by garnetice . I don't know how she writes so many words and how they're all AMAZING, but y'know......there it is. I suggest you read them all. Just systematically take on every piece of fiction until you're finished, and want to die, because she's so amazing. Like I did.)
#Right, now it's your turn. Rec, if you want, rant if you want, post pictures and vids if you want, just do whatever the hell you want, It's TANTALIZING TUESDAY, and Kendall and James are ever so ready.