You know, when I was a little boy and a teenager I heard "you're weird" a lot. The kids in southern Virginia and the surrounding toilet houses tend to think anything involving thought, opinion, or creativity is weird. I learned to take a step back and say, "Okay, I'm not REALLY weird. They're just ignorant."
And you know, I believed it, for about eight or nine years there. It wasn't until Bill (SundownMotel) brought up his "fantasy threesome partners" over AIM that I contemplated mine, and then I thought, and then I said, "Oh."
Yeah, Nellie McKay and Akira Hokuto. I guess part of me wants sex to be interrupted by a sudden stabbing death.
Share your stories. And pretend like my answer was "Jennifer Aniston and Beyonce."