Dog Blog - 1-11-06
So I put up my first article of 2006 over on P-Boi (go read it and leave me some comments here if you'd like while our forum heals) and in an effort to fulfill my resolution of getting my creative juice bar back I worked for like eight days making create-a-wrestlers look as close as possible to my real friends. I hope you guys like the article, and take the time to click everybody's name and look at their CAW. Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
Another thing that got me thinking sans forum is that we've kinda neglected one very important member of Progressive Boink.
Koji Kanemoto.
When Emily and I stopped dating I moved down to Bristol to stay for a while and get back on my feet. Koji couldn't stay with Emily and he couldn't stay here because of both my very old schizophrenic cat Cat and the strict no-doggie policy of the townhouses. Thankfully he found a temporary home staying with a coworker of my Mom's and his family in a trailer park not too far down the road.
They're really nice people. They have daughters, including a 10-year old named Samantha who has really taken to Koji. Every time I talk to them they drop the "Samantha is gonna be REAAAAAAAALLLY SADDDDD when Koji leaves!" I'm alternately happy as balls that my dog has a place to stay where he's loved and so ready to dropkick that little girl in the knee if she tries to keep him. :) I'm just kidding there, I know they're really nice people and are doing me a huge favor. I'm just protective of him, because he's the closest thing to a kid I've ever had.
If you were wondering, he's still a little booger nut.
That's Koji with my Mom. Evidently he's learned to do a pretty sweet Popeye impression while he's been away. You can see the trailer walls back there, Koji's taken to eating them. I don't know how or why, but he just nibbles little holes in the foundations and shit. I guess they don't leave enough pairs of pants laying around for him to gnaw the crotch out of.
I miss my doggie.
We got him in the middle of a yawn here. IT HAD BEING ALMOST A MURDEROUS LION!
If you read Lindy's journal (which I'm guessing most of the people who are reading this journal in its formative stages do) you know that she came down to visit me over the weekend. Here she makes history becoming the 5th Progressive Boink staff member (alongside obviously myself and Emily, and Jon and Nick) to have her picture taken with the adorable mascot.
On first glance you'd think Koji is ecstatic here, but I think that's just how he looks most of the time. When he isn't sniffing in preparation to urinate or running under a futon to avoid having something taken away from him. I'm glad he gets along with my girlfriend though, because I don't want to have to buy him any more severe of a spiked collar.
Speaking of girlfriend, KOJI HAS ONE.
AND SHE'S BLACK.
That's Midnight, the resident female dog of the trailer and Koji's jungle fever lover. He doesn't have any testicles at this point so he can't really DO anything, but from what I hear he sure likes to do SOMETHING. I'm happy enough for him though, and it's cute to watch them run around and randomly give each other kisses.
Her role in relation to me is to wait until Koji has run back to me and jumped in my lap to give ME kisses, then follow and do the same thing, only right up against the side of my face and twice as fast. They're about the same size so it's not a big deal, but getting that flagrant of a doggie kiss while I'm trying to love my own is pretty hard to handle. Midnight is awesome, I just miss having Koji around. Hopefully I won't be down here too much longer and little lord Fauntelroy will have a whole new set of furniture to tink on.
I'll try to do at least one blog a month for Koji, because I know a lot of you are interested in following his exploits. And the chances of me assaulting a young girl are high! Stay tuned!
Another thing that got me thinking sans forum is that we've kinda neglected one very important member of Progressive Boink.
Koji Kanemoto.
When Emily and I stopped dating I moved down to Bristol to stay for a while and get back on my feet. Koji couldn't stay with Emily and he couldn't stay here because of both my very old schizophrenic cat Cat and the strict no-doggie policy of the townhouses. Thankfully he found a temporary home staying with a coworker of my Mom's and his family in a trailer park not too far down the road.
They're really nice people. They have daughters, including a 10-year old named Samantha who has really taken to Koji. Every time I talk to them they drop the "Samantha is gonna be REAAAAAAAALLLY SADDDDD when Koji leaves!" I'm alternately happy as balls that my dog has a place to stay where he's loved and so ready to dropkick that little girl in the knee if she tries to keep him. :) I'm just kidding there, I know they're really nice people and are doing me a huge favor. I'm just protective of him, because he's the closest thing to a kid I've ever had.
If you were wondering, he's still a little booger nut.
That's Koji with my Mom. Evidently he's learned to do a pretty sweet Popeye impression while he's been away. You can see the trailer walls back there, Koji's taken to eating them. I don't know how or why, but he just nibbles little holes in the foundations and shit. I guess they don't leave enough pairs of pants laying around for him to gnaw the crotch out of.
I miss my doggie.
We got him in the middle of a yawn here. IT HAD BEING ALMOST A MURDEROUS LION!
If you read Lindy's journal (which I'm guessing most of the people who are reading this journal in its formative stages do) you know that she came down to visit me over the weekend. Here she makes history becoming the 5th Progressive Boink staff member (alongside obviously myself and Emily, and Jon and Nick) to have her picture taken with the adorable mascot.
On first glance you'd think Koji is ecstatic here, but I think that's just how he looks most of the time. When he isn't sniffing in preparation to urinate or running under a futon to avoid having something taken away from him. I'm glad he gets along with my girlfriend though, because I don't want to have to buy him any more severe of a spiked collar.
Speaking of girlfriend, KOJI HAS ONE.
AND SHE'S BLACK.
That's Midnight, the resident female dog of the trailer and Koji's jungle fever lover. He doesn't have any testicles at this point so he can't really DO anything, but from what I hear he sure likes to do SOMETHING. I'm happy enough for him though, and it's cute to watch them run around and randomly give each other kisses.
Her role in relation to me is to wait until Koji has run back to me and jumped in my lap to give ME kisses, then follow and do the same thing, only right up against the side of my face and twice as fast. They're about the same size so it's not a big deal, but getting that flagrant of a doggie kiss while I'm trying to love my own is pretty hard to handle. Midnight is awesome, I just miss having Koji around. Hopefully I won't be down here too much longer and little lord Fauntelroy will have a whole new set of furniture to tink on.
I'll try to do at least one blog a month for Koji, because I know a lot of you are interested in following his exploits. And the chances of me assaulting a young girl are high! Stay tuned!